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[trashvalkyrie]

[The girl onscreen might look vaguely familiar; anyone who's befriended Valkyrie during her time in Riverview might recognize her, but with a slightly softer face, shorter hair, and looking a good decade younger...in human years, anyway. The last time she looked like this, she went by the name Brunnhilde...but she's not telling a soul that. She's currently pouting as she faces her phone camera, propped up on her bed in her new room in Thor's house.]

Look. Far be it from me to complain about shaving a few years off, but this is fucking—

[She cuts off out of sheer frustration, and clenches a fist near her jaw.]

No liquor store will sell to me! I tried explaining that I'm actually, like, multiple millennia old, but of course I can't fucking prove it.

[Val sticks out her tongue, going momentarily cross-eyed.]

Anyway, point is. Who's going to buy me booze?

Comments

[thisisamazing]

Is that appropriate language for someone your age?

[trashvalkyrie]

[thisisamazing]

That's a very fancy curse. What's the occasion?

[trashvalkyrie]

i felt a normal 'fuck you' didn't get the right feeling across

[thisisamazing]

You know it's not my fault you're a baby now.

[trashvalkyrie]

doesn't mean i can't take it out on you :)

[thisisamazing]

Right, right, because it's Pick On Hiccup Day. When is it not Pick On Hiccup Day?

If you acted like an adult maybe they would sell you liquor.

[trashvalkyrie]

every day is pick on hiccup day
we do it out of like
affection probably

already tried it. didn't work.

[thisisamazing]

'Probably'. That makes me feel so much better.

How old do you even have to be to drink here? I was getting a small cup of mead with dinner when I was younger than you look.

[trashvalkyrie]

i dunno like 17 or some shit
which i guess i don't even look 17
it's fucking stupid

[thisisamazing]

It could still be worse. You could have wound up even younger.

[trashvalkyrie]

ugh don't rub it in

[thisisamazing]

No, really, some people are winding up as actual toddlers. Five, six, seven, eight. Then again, if you were that young, you probably wouldn't care about getting drunk.