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riverview2018-04-03 05:12 pm
trashvalkyrie) wrote in riverview2018-04-03 05:12 pm
video; @scrapper142
[The girl onscreen might look vaguely familiar; anyone who's befriended Valkyrie during her time in Riverview might recognize her, but with a slightly softer face, shorter hair, and looking a good decade younger...in human years, anyway. The last time she looked like this, she went by the name Brunnhilde...but she's not telling a soul that. She's currently pouting as she faces her phone camera, propped up on her bed in her new room in Thor's house.]
Look. Far be it from me to complain about shaving a few years off, but this is fucking—
[She cuts off out of sheer frustration, and clenches a fist near her jaw.]
No liquor store will sell to me! I tried explaining that I'm actually, like, multiple millennia old, but of course I can't fucking prove it.
[Val sticks out her tongue, going momentarily cross-eyed.]
Anyway, point is. Who's going to buy me booze?
Look. Far be it from me to complain about shaving a few years off, but this is fucking—
[She cuts off out of sheer frustration, and clenches a fist near her jaw.]
No liquor store will sell to me! I tried explaining that I'm actually, like, multiple millennia old, but of course I can't fucking prove it.
[Val sticks out her tongue, going momentarily cross-eyed.]
Anyway, point is. Who's going to buy me booze?
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Leia Organa at your service.
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[She freezes up, going wide-eyed.]
I...have to go, actually, uh.
[THIS IS AWKWARD AS HELL SHE'S JUST GONNA. WAVE A HAND BEFORE SHE SHUTS OFF THE FEED.]
Bye!
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And hope that she's scary/awkward enough so that the woman doesn't take Ben with her.]