text; un: worstwitch

[bastardofipswich]

M4M SEEKING: NEW ARCH-ENEMY
18yo swm in search of new arch-enemy!! i took a 3 month long nap and my old one left the city with his gf :(

must be:

• male
  
• ages 17-21
  
• btwn 5'10" - 6'3"
  
• athletic
  
• able to take a beating
  
• magic OR otherwise superpowered
  
• annoyingly moral
  
• bicuriosity a plus
  

it would also help if you had an annoying group of friends i could use as leverage against you. interested parties can get in touch with Chase Collins @worstwitch!!


ps: pls include a headshot

Comments

[antietam]

[ Join the club of boys from small towns who are forced to accept kink conventions in their daily lives. ]

It can provide most of the things you're looking for without the possibility of leaving with a girlfriend.

Unless you're into that too.

Which may be harder to find but still not impossible.

[bastardofipswich]

it's kind of the point
but it doesn't have to be
it's not like there are any rules besides "do the dare/tell the truth"

[foxtrots]

i don't think i understand it completely.

it's like...this really raw and ancient power, everything that's murky and dangerous about the swamp, everything that can pull life to the bottom until there's nothing left. it houses itself in him.

[minsu might understand it better than he realizes.]

[muskeg]

[ that sounds an awful lot like 'the love of my life'. are you sure you know how enemies work? ]

... right. and he left town. with.... his girlfriend.

.........

pretty sure you are just looking for a fuck buddy you can fight with first, sweetheart. and, from personal experience, they are pretty easy to come by if know what you are doing. personal ads ain't gonna cut it. go to a bar and throw a hex, or a smartass comment, go from there.

[dothelokimotion]

His hammer was his most prominent feature.

[talentedscavenger]

IF I'm able to get more people for this, when would be a good time to 'play' this game?

[timmers]

Definitely lonely. Bit desperate. Hate to break it to you.

[bastardofipswich]

[ His feelings for Caleb can be summed up as: It's Complicated. ]

are you telling me
that this personal ad i painstakingly crafted and definitely hoped for a serious response to..........
was a bad approach????

[bastardofipswich]

crap
guess i should rethink my approach
think there's a speed-enemy event anywhere in town?

[muskeg]

[.... he is finding you far too fucking amusing because jesus fuck that gets a laugh from him.]

oh no, wonderful approach, 8/10. next time use more comic sans and sparkling banners though for the final two points.

but my way means no possibility of being catfished with dashing headshots of prince charmings that are clearly stolen. also easier to judge morals in person. unless this was just an application before the interview stage, then, well, what do I know.

[bastardofipswich]

idk
i kind of feel like the magic will be gone if things are all... healthy

[bastardofipswich]

so...
are you into that?
you sound kinda like you're into that ;)

[bastardofipswich]

whenever lmao
it's not like i'm busy

[foxtrots]

i am into that.

[possibly both romantics just in very different ways.]

[bastardofipswich]

[ THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIPS ARE BORN. ]

oh shit that's a good idea

hmmm
you've got a point
guess i should hit the town in search of my new soulmate

[antietam]

Are you really a witch? Because I think you'd be able to solve that problem.

[timmers]

There's an illegal fighting ring. Does that count? We're shutting it down, though.

[muskeg]

[ they can have their own reality tv show: the worst witch. broadcast it to all of riverview. or maybe not, but still.]

i am full of good ideas. and terrible ideas, but mostly terribly good ideas.

... thought you were looking for an enemy. a soulenemy? whatever.

[oldladyleia]

I can tell.

[she sounds totally unimpressed.]

[somnioergosum]

[A small part of Ronan goes "please not again." But the biggest reaction is revulsion. He's got a boyfriend, God damn it! Why can't people respect that, even if they don't know and/or care?]

not interested

[talentedscavenger]

I'll figure something out...and see who would be up for this.

[deploy]

Sure do. I just looked it up. This place isn't all that different from Earth.

I don't know much about Supervillain U but if you want to stand toe to toe with us 'save the universe' types?

Well. I went to Stanford.

[bastardofipswich]

stanford was on my list :\
ugh
FINE

are you really a save the universe type?

[deploy]

Good boy. I mean bad. Evil.

Sure am. Haven't saved the entire universe, yet, but I'm getting there. One galaxy at a time.

[worldsaway]

Probably somewhere between five to ten times. Depends on whether we're counting individually or as a team.