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[notreallyrobin]

hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

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[foxtrots]

their strut! and the way they tilt their heads to look at things is cute.

[notreallyrobin]

interesting
i guess i never thought of them likethat?? but i dont think ive ever seen a chicken in rl life either

[foxtrots]

i bet theres chickens here! you should think of this as a opportunity

[notreallyrobin]

a perfect opportunity then
i really need a job anyway
maybeill find a farm or smth

[foxtrots]

oh! you want that too

they gave me my first one here. i serve coffee!

[notreallyrobin]

oh, thats nice! what coffee shop is it? ill have to drop by :)

and i am better at doing things that are more...uh, fight-y. i mean i guess i could deal w people

[foxtrots]

it's called the coffee shop! you can't miss it.

there's the perimeter guard. i think they employ a lot of cool fight-y people.

[notreallyrobin]

oh ok i can do Fight
hmmmmmmm

maybe ill drop by sometime!!! what kind of coffee do u make thats the best

[foxtrots]

i make really good strong coffee.

but i just learned how to make a heart in it with cream too!

[notreallyrobin]

oh ym god that's so cute???????
i definitely want to see a heart in coffee!!!!!!! i like sweet stuff though
ill have to bring my friend by!!!!

[foxtrots]

[her enthusiasm = officially his favorite thing. it makes him feel more energetic just seeing that many exclamation marks!]

we have pie too!

ah i hope you do. people are my favorite part of the job. and i'll work on my coffee art to show you more things.

[notreallyrobin]

[ Steph is a pretty sunny person! That, and she loves cafes. Especially if she can go to the fancy kind that she could never afford without Bruce's card back in Gotham. ]

ooh what kind of pie
i also enjoy pie
damn ur cafe sounds rad

[foxtrots]

so far its just cherry and apple

its my favorite place to be here. community housing is nice but everyones always so busy.

[notreallyrobin]

community housing is so crowded....its a little weird i dunno
id rather live somewhere where i cna have more of my own space!!

and those are both good pie flavors, i approve
what kind of lattes are the best in ur opinion

[foxtrots]

i've never drank one

but the caramel latte is our most popular, followed by hazelnut

personally i think the raspberry smells the most interesting

[notreallyrobin]

oh cool those sound great!

so you work at a coffee shop but don't drink coffee?? weird

[foxtrots]

my fiance is addicted to it so i'm just really good at making it.

[notreallyrobin]

oh nice!!!! whos your fiance??

[foxtrots]

his name is sage.

it might be is or was. but i'm hoping that someday i can say that he is again.

[notreallyrobin]

i hope too.
good name.

let me kno if i can help in any way...