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[notreallyrobin]

hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

Comments

[supersweet]

They're cool. There's a lot of them though. They keep multiplying.

[notreallyrobin]

hahahaha that's because batman has a complex and keeps taking on Youth

[supersweet]

A complex? What kind of complex?

[notreallyrobin]

like he adopts EVERYONE
except SOME PEOPLE
but he collects kids it's true
he keeps them in little display cases in the batcave.

[ Ok. Maybe some of that is a joke. ]

[supersweet]

He does seem really into collecting stuff.

[ Jon's seen that cave. ]

[notreallyrobin]

stuff, and sidekicks.
do you know him that well?

[ private ]

[supersweet]

[ She doesn't seem too bad . . . and she knows Bruce / Batman personally in a way. ]

Kinda. He's my dad's best friend.

[ private ]

[notreallyrobin]

[ Whoa. He switched the comms to private. This kid knows something. ]

I don't think Batman really has friends....

[supersweet]

Not even Superman?

[notreallyrobin]

holy shit are you supermans kid
i didnt know he had a kid

hi im steph i was robin for like, five minutes

[supersweet]

I'm kind of new.

The name's Jon. Or Superboy.

[notreallyrobin]

i thought that superboy was way older, and also a little bit of a jerk.

[supersweet]

[ ??? ]

Sorry, I'm the only Superboy around. That I know of?

[notreallyrobin]

huh. someone did mention other universes, so.....
i guess that might be it

[supersweet]

I did see one from another universe but we didn't really get a chance to chat.

[notreallyrobin]

well, if he was mmy worlds superboy, consider yourself lucky. he said i couldnt b robin bc im a girl!

[supersweet]

Wow, that's beyond lame. Anyone can be a bat-person.

[notreallyrobin]

i know!! u seem like a much nicer superboy

[supersweet]

Thanks. I'm still new at this, but I like to think I've gotten a lot better.

[notreallyrobin]

hey, youre way younger than i was when i started and probably doing way better! keep up the good work!!

[supersweet]

I'll try.

Are you gonna be okay?

[notreallyrobin]

yeah
thanks for asking :)

youre taken care of and everything, right? youre sure?

[supersweet]

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I have a pretty decent family here.

[notreallyrobin]

Good. let me know if u need anything okay? im not good for much but i know how to sew!

[supersweet]

Awesome! I'll remember that.