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[notreallyrobin]

hey uh
i bet you all get this a lot, but, uh, am i dead? like, straight up dead? is this purgatory?
because i really messed up and think i died and then i woke up in the hospital here and its all really
uh
a lot

and im kind of freaking out

ok yeah i guess i was about to die. and they explained all that but does that mean like, the me back home is dead??? or does that me just not exist anymore??????

(lowkey i still think this might be purgatory. if it was heaven i would have my own room.)

[ Gee. Stream-of-consciousness sure is easy when you're speaking to the void. But hey. It's better than staying in her bunk and going nuts alone. ]

ugh ok anyway someone distract me from existential bullshit
whats your favorite animal and why. best answer becomes my purgatory bff

Comments

[luckyescape]

The one I was thinking of is a little over a hundred pounds so not a very large dog. I suppose I can find a large dog for you to play with though.

[notreallyrobin]

wait there are dogs bigger than 100 pounds
holy crpa

[luckyescape]

Yeah, I think after 90 pounds you get into the giant breed of dogs.

[notreallyrobin]

holy shit those are some BIG BOYS AND GIRLS

[luckyescape]

I'll have to hit up some friends and see what I can find here. Maybe we can go to pet stores and just play with dogs.

[notreallyrobin]

oh that would be rad would pet stores just let random people do that???

[luckyescape]

I don't see why not. Plus, I've found if you're reaaaaaly cute about something, people are likely to say yes.

[notreallyrobin]

oh im familiar with that, too. trust me.

[luckyescape]

We'd be the best team.
Our super power can be adorable-ness. Unless you actually have a super power at which you can keep that and I'll be adorkable.

[notreallyrobin]

nope, no powers here. i just try really hard, and sometimes it even works!

[luckyescape]

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty rad super power.

[notreallyrobin]

it just sucks in a world where folks have real powers, but i guess so
thanks!

[luckyescape]

Yeah but yours is cooler.
Also harder, which just means that you're better :p

[notreallyrobin]

well, hey, thanks!! certainly i do try

[luckyescape]

o7 [This is how Freya says goodbye.]