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[killthepast]

[ Two network posts within a month of each other? From Kylo Ren? Must be a special occasion!

Anyway, Riverview's resident space goth is making a post today for business reasons, not tantrum reasons, even if he obviously appears troubled. But like, it's Kylo. He always seems at least a little conflicted, troubled, and/or angry. ]

I'm looking for new members to join the Prometheus Salvaging Team. [ He says that with some reluctance. THE TRUTH IS: he's got to fill in some gaps, particularly because he still can't actually go into the field again until he gets his medical clearance.

Thanks SOOOOO MUCH FOR SHOOTING HIM, John Sheppard! ]

The work will take you outside the wall on behalf of Prometheus Labs. You must have adequate combat and survival skills-- which you'll be tested on-- and the ability to follow directions. If you're interested, send me a message.

[ He starts to scowl a little, and adds: ] Serious inquiries only.

[ REBEL SCUM NEED NOT APPLY. ]

Comments

[deploy]

No. They just sent me away.

Not that it's any of your business.

[killthepast]

[ GROSS. NO. HE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH YOU. ]

Well deserved, I'm sure.

[deploy]

Maybe. Doesn't matter anymore.

I've grown up and moved on. You should try it sometime.

[killthepast]

You don't appear to be fully grown where I'm standing.

[ THAT'S RIGHT, HE SAID THAT, YOU TINY ELF. ]

[deploy]

Oh, did you finally make it off your knees?

I mean, that's where you were when I last saw you. It wasn't a bad look.

[killthepast]

Then maybe we should see each other again. I'll give you a new memory.

[ OF. VICIOUS. STABBING. ]

[deploy]

Always looking for an excuse to see me. Cute.

Sorry, Kylo. I'm just not that into you.

1/3

[killthepast]

I'M NOT INTO YOU EITHER!!!

[killthepast]

NEXTI TIME I SEE YOU
I'M GOING TO

3/3

[killthepast]

[ NO.

STOP.

Take a deep breath. ]

You are a child.

[deploy]

I know you are, but what am I?

[killthepast]

I AM NOT
YOU ARE
I said it first you dont get to turn it around on me!

[ NO KYLO, NOT THE RIGHT RESPONSE ]

[deploy]

I'm rubber you're glue. Your words bounce off me and stick to you.

[killthepast]

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

[deploy]

Did you break your caps-lock button, or are you really that mad?

I kinda hope you're that mad. I've been having a rough week, and it would really make my day.

[killthepast]

I hope your week gets worse.

[deploy]

Wow. That was rude.

I hope you get fired. And your stupid team is a failure.

[killthepast]

I hope Poe dies in your arms

[deploy]

You know who will care when you die?

No one.

[killthepast]

[ JOKE'S ON YOU, HE KNOWS THAT ALREADY. ]

That means nothing to me.

[deploy]

And that's sad.

You know, Kylo. I almost pity your ass.

[killthepast]

Keep the pity to yourself. You need it more than I do.

[deploy]

I really don't.

I'm not the lost little boy with nothing and no one to lose.

That's you.

[killthepast]

[ Well. OUCH. ]

You don't know a damn thing about me.

[deploy]

I know more about you than you know about me.

You're not very careful.