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[foxtrots]

flowers are pretty but i always notice the way that they smell more than anything. i've heard that some people have this thing called allergies that makes them less enjoyable. maybe i wouldn't like them much then either, because your nose gets all stuff and food doesn't have much taste if you can't smell it.

other things that i like the smell of: grilled meat. even if it's not spiced, it still smells good. fresh cut herbs, because it brings back good memories. coffee, even if i don't think i'll ever like the taste of it. snow - someone once told me that snow doesn't really smell like anything but it does. oh, and babies. babies always smell good, except when they need a diaper change.

what's your favorite smell? is it something just from home or have you found it here too? or maybe there's one that you don't like. those scented candles never really smell like what they say on the jar to me.

and skunks really stink, but i think most people would agree on that.

Comments

[anotheroldsoldier]

Rare. Is there any other way to eat it? Anybody who orders well-done might as well order shoe leather.

I bet their mothers just love that. You realize how that sounds, right?

[foxtrots]

exactly!!! it's a waste of good meat, please respect the cow.

ah. a few have smiled at me. a few have seemed really upset by it.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Thank you. If you aren't using the whole cow and you're overcooking it, that cow died for approximately jack shit.

Important question the second: A1 or no A1?

I think you're supposed to ask first, before you approach a stranger's baby.

[foxtrots]

i like a1 but only to dip my fries in.

maye i'll get lucky and make a friend who has a baby.

[anotheroldsoldier]

Good man.

I'm not sure anybody with a baby is gonna want to be friends if you admit you want to smell their baby.

[foxtrots]

even if i offer to babysit for free?

[anotheroldsoldier]

That would depend how paranoid the parents were, I guess.