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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

[spellslots]

Like a week and half ago I got tied to Cisco because of a stupid flower.

[Which was mostly just funny.]

Weird shit like this happens all the fucking time.

[Also if it's not this place it's something else and he doesn't want to consider that.]

[kievs]

... The same ones that made me want to be nice to everybody?

(What was with that, anyway??)

Were you doing anything specific at the time? I don't want to go blind. It sounds rubbish.

[spellslots]

Ew, there were ones that did that?

[Gross???? That's almost as bad as the honesty one.]

Apparently there's some bullshit creature in the water that's doing it? I just got fucking lucky.

[kievs]

What do you mean something in the water.

(She's letting go of the flowers for a second. Flowers kind of make sense to her in a weird way, because they're alien flowers. It's like a weird plot out of a book; Enid Blyton, or some shit.)

Why isn't somebody doing something about it?

[spellslots]

They are, I guess, it's just slow going.

[Taako doesn't feel one way or another about Gramarye, but he trusts Loki and Lucretia who both work there, so something must be happening.]

The thugs at Gramarye are taking care of it and they'll probably figure something out, so I just gotta wait it out.

[kievs]

(If the adults aren't worried, Alyssa guesses she probably shouldn't be worried too. Adults are a good litmus test for that kind of crap.

Also remind her to stay away from the water for like, ever.)

Can't you fix it with magic?

[spellslots]

I've tried like every spell I've got and my dope as hell transmutation stone that can raise the fucking dead so I'm outta ideas at this point.

[Maybe if he dies and then resurrects himself it'd fix but? risky]

[kievs]

How'd you get a stone that can raise the dead?

(read: are you fucking with her)

[spellslots]

I made it, pretty sure I mentioned that I'm very good at my shit.

[It's only a little braggy, it's mostly just true.]

[kievs]

Right.

(Look, the only spell she's seen you do is change some hair teal, from that to a stone that can raise the undead is one big fucking leap.)

Why would you want something like that anyway.

[spellslots]

In case someone I like fucking dies.

[Necromancers are just doctors that showed up 15 minutes late with Starbucks.]

[kievs]

I guess.

So they don't come back like a zombie, or something.

[spellslots]

Nah, it's not that kinda magic, more like how I can turn gold into silver, it's just turning a dead thing into an alive thing. Kinda tricky, but not impossible.