Taako (
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audio ☂️ @fromTV
[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]
So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.
[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]
Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.
[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]
So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.
[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]
Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.
[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]
[ private | video | un: trickster ]
[ Not that he'll need it, but still. ]
I can come fetch you.
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Oh, nah I'm good. Thank fuck I don't need to see shit to teleport so I got my ass back to the house.
[It means he can't cast it again today, but that's fine, he's not planning on going anywhere.]
I appreciate it though, darling.
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At the very least, I can offer an explanation.
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[He's rambling, don't @ him]
But uh, what's the deal? You can come over if it's a long explanation I'm just like-- I don't have my glamor on or anything.
[Not that Loki cares, but it's a thing.]
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@ciscodelamancha | audio | private
[ If Taako were really freaking out over this he wouldn't have posted on the network, so hopefully this is just The Quarantine Being The Quarantine, and thus temporary. Still... it's a Lot. ]
perma all those things
[said lightly, because he's frustrated but that isn't Cisco's fault.]
I tried using my transmutation stone and a bunch of dispelling magic but it did fucking nothing.
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[ He's concerned for Taako, but also wants to highkey avoid repeating his mistakes. If only one of them is sightless for a while, at least Cisco can help him, probably. If they both ended up that way, it would just be double the misery. ]
Did you try blinking? The spell, not... y'know. I just mean maybe you'll have more luck on the ethereal plane.
[ Since he doesn't have physical eyes there, probably. Probably? Cisco's still working on getting the whole plane thing. ]
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audio, @whatever
Hold on, lemme check.
(There's an obnoxiously long pause.)
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[This is why he likes Alyssa.]
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Why do you think this place made you blind?
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audio, @chronicler
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[get rekt, luce]
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You know, I do have information about why you've suddenly gone blind but now I don't feel like sharing.
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Here, 'Ko.
[She's a little concerned, but it seemed like people were working on it. What she could do right now was entertained her bored twin.]
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Especially because now that he knows the trick to this, he can hold out a hand to her. Or - to roughly where he assumes she is.]
Loki says if I'm touching someone I get to see shit.
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Really? That's weird, but doable.
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voice; un: thunderbird
[ He woke up able to see, then Clarice left to shower, and he couldn't. She was here, he was fine, she left, he was blind. ]
Clarice made all sorts of jokes about my habits before we got together.
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[Lucretia tried to make fun of him for that too before he wrecked her life.]
I dunno if you've figured it out yet, but you get your sight back if you're touching someone.
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[ Any excuse for Clarice to tease him mercilessly, she'll take. ]
Yeah, I noticed. When she's around I can see. Might have to take some time off work while this is happening...
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audio: UN Ragnarsdottir
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Uh, apparently there's some creatures moving through the river that are accidentally doing this shit.
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[That's not entirely the case. She can 'see', but it's all dark and blurry, like looking through a dark pond.
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audio; id: c.cain
What happened? [And a beat] Poirot. Um, for the audiobooks.
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Some shitty creatures in the water are doing it, apparently not on purpose but who fucking knows with this place. [No trust.] Is Poirot an author or a title?
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