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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[dothelokimotion]

Am I a kink now? Flatterer.

[spellslots]

I-- [Loki probably knows Taako well enough to know he's doing that thing where he sort of opens and closes his mouth a couple times while trying to work out what to say.] You know what, I stand by it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ A soft chuckle. ]

Well then. I will not "kinkshame" you. It seems counterproductive.

[spellslots]

Super appreciate it, thanks.

[so dry.]

My other kinks are you being nice to me and diamonds, just saying.

[dothelokimotion]

The former sounds improbable, but I can create a few diamonds.

[spellslots]

I'm pretty sure if you make me some diamonds that counts as being nice, not to discourage you.

[dothelokimotion]

Not if I put them on a collar.

[spellslots]

You wouldn't dare.

[famous last words.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ It's sad this is all voiced. ]

Of course I would. Shall I deliver it soon?

[spellslots]

If there's a reference to any kinda daddy kink shit I will find a way to kill you.

[He's made this thread under mind controlled circumstances before but now he DEFINITELY means it.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ A pause. ]

I'm not sure I follow the connection. Besides, I don't think that's a kink you can, ah, follow up on.

[spellslots]

You're so pure.

[Don't go on the internet, Loki.]

[dothelokimotion]

I am not.

[spellslots]

[HA]

You didn't make a connection between a daddy kink and a diamond collar, my dude, you're pure.

[dothelokimotion]

Daddy kinks apply to a lot of things.

Besides, I don't recall much collaring.

[spellslots]

[Taako makes a point to gasp.]

There's a fucking statement, you can't just put shit like that out into the universe and expect me not to ask.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Heh. ]

I thought I was quite clear.

[spellslots]

Oh, wait, was this with that Grandmaster dude?

[He's heard some things. Mostly from Loki but you know.]

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps.

He was a person quite beyond kinkshame.

[spellslots]

I guess once you're that old and like in control of a planet you stop worrying about being kinkshamed.

[It tracks.]

Unlike my ass that's getting kinkshamed over kinks I don't even have.

[stupid sexy loki]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll make it up to you.

[spellslots]

What does that mean?

[one fear

but like in a good way]

[dothelokimotion]

You are entirely too suspicious.

[spellslots]

You wanna give me a fucking collar, I think I have every right to be suspicious.

[Is he wrong though?]

[dothelokimotion]

It'll be a very nice collar. Plenty of diamonds.