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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[spellslots]

[Taako makes a point to gasp.]

There's a fucking statement, you can't just put shit like that out into the universe and expect me not to ask.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Heh. ]

I thought I was quite clear.

[spellslots]

Oh, wait, was this with that Grandmaster dude?

[He's heard some things. Mostly from Loki but you know.]

[dothelokimotion]

Perhaps.

He was a person quite beyond kinkshame.

[spellslots]

I guess once you're that old and like in control of a planet you stop worrying about being kinkshamed.

[It tracks.]

Unlike my ass that's getting kinkshamed over kinks I don't even have.

[stupid sexy loki]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll make it up to you.

[spellslots]

What does that mean?

[one fear

but like in a good way]

[dothelokimotion]

You are entirely too suspicious.

[spellslots]

You wanna give me a fucking collar, I think I have every right to be suspicious.

[Is he wrong though?]

[dothelokimotion]

It'll be a very nice collar. Plenty of diamonds.

[spellslots]

[Don't think he doesn't notice the lack of answer to his question.

But also:]

Is this some possessive thing because of what happened with Thor?

[Are they at the point they can joke about this? Is Taako actually joking about it? He's honestly not sure because it's partly a genuine question.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ There's a long pause. It's hard to tell if it's a bad one or not, but at the very least, his tone is level when he replies. ]

I want to do something nice.

[spellslots]

[Hm yeah maybe a bad idea.]

I mean, I wasn't gonna complain if it was.

[He's in hell actually, thanks for asking. But after sort of ruining the banter he felt like he should be honest.]

And I'm never gonna turn down jewellery.

[dothelokimotion]

That would certainly be the day.

[ A little more light-hearted. ]

Besides, I would go much farther than a collar to mark what's mine.

[spellslots]

[Still in hell!!!!]

Yeah, well-- [He's clearly his throat for entirely unrelated reasons.] Pretty sure one of our boyfriends might have something to say about that.

[dothelokimotion]

[ ooooh someone said boyfriend. ]

I take it things with Kravitz are going well then.

[spellslots]

[Oh that's a bit of a 180 even if he's the one who brought it up in the first place, he needs a second to reorient himself]

It's-- yeah, it's fine? [wow that sure sold it!!] I dunno, it's still kinda weird, I guess.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Weird isn't too bad. Taako says things are weird for a lot of things. A standby word for "he's still feeling it out". It's not a bad sign. ]

I should meet him sometime.

[spellslots]

Will you be nicer to him than you are to me?

[He knows the answer to that.]

[dothelokimotion]

Not even a little.

[spellslots]

If you flirt with him you've gotta warn me so I can watch.

[Not in a kinky way he just wants to be able to tease Kravitz about it.]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll make a note of it.