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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

[spellslots]

I dunno if I should even pretend to be surprised that you'd pick a venomous snake.

[It's Loki, he should know.

[dothelokimotion]

Some stereotypes are allowed.

[spellslots]

I mean, at the other end of things I could've guessed that you're into choking, so pythons would be the main choice...

[stop!!! this is about snakes!!! behave!!!]

[dothelokimotion]

I do feel a certain amount of pleasure wrapping my hands around someone's throat. Having their breathing under my control.

[spellslots]

[If only Loki could see the look Taako is giving him.]

Hey, have I told you lately that you're the fucking worst?

[He regretted this even harder than he expected to.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ He shrugs. ]

I think it was last week.

[spellslots]

I don't even need my eyes to know you're looking smug as shit right now, fuck you.

[The cussing would be more effective if Taako wasn't laughing.]

[dothelokimotion]

Not to worry. I'll take a picture to commemorate the occasion.

[spellslots]

Oh, thank god, cause we all know it's never gonna happen again.

[it will happen in like two days when taako fucks up again]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll make it into a photo album.

[spellslots]

Is it gonna be called 'Loki's an asshole'?

[#friendship]

[dothelokimotion]

No.

It'll be "Loki is an attractive asshole".

[spellslots]

[Taako scoffs.]

You wish.

[w o w]

[dothelokimotion]

I think it is an easy wish to fulfill.

[spellslots]

Shapeshifting is cheating.

[Says the asshole basically using arcane cosmetics.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Dryly. ]

Now look who seems to have moral inklings.

[spellslots]

That's got nothing to do with morals I'm just trying to win.

[He knows he can't but, whatever.]

[dothelokimotion]

And what happens when you win?

[spellslots]

Uh, a sense of satisfaction I'd assume, fuck if I know cause you always come out on top.

[he didn't do that one on purpose.]

[dothelokimotion]

That seems very minor.

[ Like, it's great, but it doesn't last very long. ]

[spellslots]

It's not like there's gonna be a prize or anything.

[if only]

[dothelokimotion]

I'm sure we could come up with one.

[spellslots]

Well I'm not gonna help ya with that unless someone else is doling out the prizes cause I'd go broke real quick.

[at least he can make fun of himself.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki taps his chin. ]

Not to worry. I'll consider it.

[spellslots]

It's weird how that's more troubling than the fact I can't see shit.

[he's a dramatic baby]