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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[spellslots]

It's not like there's gonna be a prize or anything.

[if only]

[dothelokimotion]

I'm sure we could come up with one.

[spellslots]

Well I'm not gonna help ya with that unless someone else is doling out the prizes cause I'd go broke real quick.

[at least he can make fun of himself.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki taps his chin. ]

Not to worry. I'll consider it.

[spellslots]

It's weird how that's more troubling than the fact I can't see shit.

[he's a dramatic baby]

[dothelokimotion]

Your priorities are always fascinating.

I fell into a, hmm, void once. It cut me off from all my senses for a while.

[spellslots]

I know what I'm about.

[it's being a gay disaster.]

And I'm gonna assume you got better?

[dothelokimotion]

I'm still here, aren't I?

[ And very good at ignoring everything in between. Like Thanos. ]

[spellslots]

Unless someone's got real good at mimicking your voice.

[It's not like he can confirm rn]

[dothelokimotion]

But could they mimic my assholishness so well?

[spellslots]

That's fucking fair, you do have a knack for it.

[by "it" he means "ruining his life"]

[dothelokimotion]

Thank you. I take pride in it.

[spellslots]

Yeah, my man, I've noticed. It's like the cornerstone of our friendship.

[Loki wrecking him.]

[dothelokimotion]

Certainly there are friendships built on worse foundations.

[spellslots]

Maybe from your perspective, I'm the one suffering.

[debatable.]

[dothelokimotion]

Suffering must have a new meaning these days.

[spellslots]

Don't kinkshame me.

[If all else fails: memes]

[dothelokimotion]

Am I a kink now? Flatterer.

[spellslots]

I-- [Loki probably knows Taako well enough to know he's doing that thing where he sort of opens and closes his mouth a couple times while trying to work out what to say.] You know what, I stand by it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ A soft chuckle. ]

Well then. I will not "kinkshame" you. It seems counterproductive.

[spellslots]

Super appreciate it, thanks.

[so dry.]

My other kinks are you being nice to me and diamonds, just saying.

[dothelokimotion]

The former sounds improbable, but I can create a few diamonds.

[spellslots]

I'm pretty sure if you make me some diamonds that counts as being nice, not to discourage you.

[dothelokimotion]

Not if I put them on a collar.

[spellslots]

You wouldn't dare.

[famous last words.]