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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[tanker]

Yeah, but outside the walls stuff is easy to deal with. That, I can do.

[ That's every day stuff. Fighting. ]

There was this thing, when I first got here... it was like I was sharing a dream with someone else. It wasn't exactly mine, or memories.

[ He grimaces. ]

Damn, that's invasive. Is there anything we can do to combat this stuff happening?

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[spellslots]

Oh, yeah that was fucking weird, too? I skipped that shit but Luce told me about it.

[She shared a dream with Barry, it was strange. Taako is glad he skipped it.]

Considering even the gods here are not immune to it, I think us regular dipshits are thoroughly fucked. Sorry darling.

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[tanker]

It ended up okay for me - I found myself with people I do know, so that helped. But I can't imagine being stuck in someone else's head.

[ It was bad enough that the Frost sisters could play with their heads as it was. ]

Well, was worth a shot to ask you for help, wasn't it?

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[spellslots]

I dunno, sometimes it's easier with the strangers cause you've never gotta see them again.

[It's worse when his friends see the bad shit and then he has to live with them knowing.]

Never hurts to ask cause hey, if you're hear when uh... whatever the ghost festival is, when that rolls around if you're having trouble with 'em I can ward your apartment to keep them out.

[tanker]

What kind of ghosts are we talking about? Random haunting horror movie type of thing, or more like, ghosts from your own past?

[ Because, no to that, please and thank you. ]

[spellslots]

My dude you know it's your own shitty ghosts coming to make you feel awful.

[The ghosts from Glamor Springs were there to fuck with Taako last time, so he's not a fan.]

[tanker]

[ Groan. Well... that'll be fun... ]

That's definitely everything I need.

[ John opens unseeing eyes to the ceiling. ]

But none of it has ever been permanent? For anyone?

[spellslots]

Nah, like sometimes people get magic or whatever here? Like it's tapping into something they always had but couldn't reach. But that's a dope thing not a fucked up thing.

[It can be tricky for people to learn new powers, but it's not bad.]

[tanker]

What, like I could wake up with your powers and you with mine?

[spellslots]

Nah-- well, okay that did happen but it was temporary. More like, uh, my girl Bryn just sorta unlocked some kinda magic potential here? She had to start practicing with it but it's like legit and permanent, you know?

[His girl Bryn found out she magic powers when she slapped Taako, but you know, details.]

[tanker]

It's like they're trying to create God-like people... If you ever wind up with my powers, just be soft with door handles, man.

[spellslots]

I mean I think it's more that this place is fucking weird when it comes to magic, cause you're dealing with energies from all kinda worlds.

[Rather than it being anything purposeful.]

[tanker]

Everything clashing with one another, hm? Would make sense that it sometimes goes a little screwy, I guess.

[ John sighs. ]

Well, thanks for trying anyway. Or talking off the panic.

[spellslots]

It's cool, bubbale. You good for now?

[Just to make sure; Taako doesn't mind being a distraction if people need it.]

[tanker]

Gonna make do, buddy. I'll make do.

[spellslots]

Good luck, I'll let ya know if I hear anything new.

[Annnnnd he cuts the feed.]