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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[spellslots]

Tell me about it, good luck not getting stuck with this shit either.

[Current theory is that it's got something to do with magic, so she should be find.]

I think I've watched a movie of hers before.

[They're not her movies, Taako.]

[cassassin]

Can't read, so... [So that's one less mark on the whole Uses For Seeing With Your Eyeballs count.] Being... blind for a little while wouldn't be, uh, the worst.

And, uh, that's not... [She shakes her head, breathing out a laugh. Never mind.]

[spellslots]

Reading is like the least interesting thing to do with your eyes.

[He'd trade not reading for seeing, right now, since at least then he could still cook.]

What's the joke?

[Not worried, he figures he's just made some kinda pop culture misstep.]