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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

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[spellslots]

We've been around for so long and you don't see me sending people blind for shits and giggles. Worst I've done is like, murder.

[How is that not as bad???]

[scholiast]

Oh, I'm not going to touch that statement.

They've been explicitly non-confrontational; I don't think they're doing this maliciously. They're very powerful, so I personally think it's a temporary side effect. They have a very overwhelming aura.

[spellslots]

[smart]

Well thank fuck they're not doing it on purpose.

[Masturbation jokes aside, this whole thing is unsettling and he would really like it to not be happening.]

I'd offer to help move 'em along, but...

[but this]

[scholiast]

Makes for a nice change, doesn't it?

(But her tone does soften; she'd hate to be suffering any adverse affects, too.) The moment I get any extra information I'll let you know. Promise.

[spellslots]

Thanks, bubbale.

[And he means that.]

I guess we'll see if you can save my ass two times in one month.

[scholiast]

Between Beverly and you I should start charging. Open a service.

[spellslots]

You're an abjuration specialist it's like your job already.

[scholiast]

Natch; but I could be earning mad bank, you know?

[spellslots]

Did I just like accidentally possess you?

[That sounds like shit he'd say]

[scholiast]

(Lucretia does sound a little startled by herself.)

I think I've been hanging around with you and Lup too much.

[spellslots]

There's no such thing as too much Taako time.

[There definitely is.]

[scholiast]

Well, maybe there should be.