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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

A wise decision.

. . . Will you be all right otherwise? Losing a sense is . . . difficult.

[spellslots]

Well I fucking hate it, so there's that.

[It would be worse if he couldn't use the occasional magic to help. Whatever's gone wrong does seem limited to just messing with his eyes, so divination isn't off limits.

Still, he's not a fan.]

[dothelokimotion]

That's reasonable.

I lost my senses once long ago. It's an experience I care not to repeat.

[spellslots]

If I knew why I got unlucky with this one I'd tell you so you can avoid it, but I got nothing.

[If it was magic related, there's plenty of people who'd be effected. Maybe it's an elf thing?]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki shakes his head. ]

I will deal with it when the time comes.

[spellslots]

I wonder if touching counts if shapeshifting's involved cause I would like turn into a lizard and hang out on your shoulder if you get fucked with too.

[He's a nice friend sometimes??]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Aw. Loki softens. ]

I don't see why not. Or I could be a snake and hiss at people.

[spellslots]

We'd start a new fashion trend, snakes are the next big accessory.

[why is he stupid]

[dothelokimotion]

Snakes that look like feather boas.

Feather boas that are venomous.

[spellslots]

I dunno if I should even pretend to be surprised that you'd pick a venomous snake.

[It's Loki, he should know.

[dothelokimotion]

Some stereotypes are allowed.

[spellslots]

I mean, at the other end of things I could've guessed that you're into choking, so pythons would be the main choice...

[stop!!! this is about snakes!!! behave!!!]

[dothelokimotion]

I do feel a certain amount of pleasure wrapping my hands around someone's throat. Having their breathing under my control.

[spellslots]

[If only Loki could see the look Taako is giving him.]

Hey, have I told you lately that you're the fucking worst?

[He regretted this even harder than he expected to.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ He shrugs. ]

I think it was last week.

[spellslots]

I don't even need my eyes to know you're looking smug as shit right now, fuck you.

[The cussing would be more effective if Taako wasn't laughing.]

[dothelokimotion]

Not to worry. I'll take a picture to commemorate the occasion.

[spellslots]

Oh, thank god, cause we all know it's never gonna happen again.

[it will happen in like two days when taako fucks up again]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll make it into a photo album.

[spellslots]

Is it gonna be called 'Loki's an asshole'?

[#friendship]

[dothelokimotion]

No.

It'll be "Loki is an attractive asshole".

[spellslots]

[Taako scoffs.]

You wish.

[w o w]

[dothelokimotion]

I think it is an easy wish to fulfill.

[spellslots]

Shapeshifting is cheating.

[Says the asshole basically using arcane cosmetics.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Dryly. ]

Now look who seems to have moral inklings.