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[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]
So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.
[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]
Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.
[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]
So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.
[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]
Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.
[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]
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[Which is also bitter tbh, because ideally he wouldnt be used to weird things fucking him up without knowing how long it'll last.]
Hopefully it'll be sooner rather than later cause yeah, I get that feeling.
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[ It'd sound sort of dirty from anyone else, but with John it's just genuine, slightly worried. ]
I feel like I'm constantly being tested.
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[Because he can do both]
I dunno if it's a test or if the portal like, gets off on it, but it's stopped feeling random, that's for sure.
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Do you ever catch a break? Like, the other day it was being turned into my teenage self and having to hide from Clarice until that went away, and now this. I thought I was coming here to like, relax, you know?
[ Like he knows how to do that anyway... ]
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In my experience it tends to be like, you get a couple months of chill where you can relax, and then everything fucking hits you at once for the next few months.
[It's started to get a little tiring, as much as he tries to push past it all.]
I'll be real with you, this shit right now is fucking fine, I'll take being blind.
[The implication here is that it's better than other things he's had to deal with.]
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Is it just stuff like this, though? Or is it, I don't know. Stuff that's actually dangerous? Because that, I feel like I can deal with better. I'm used to risking my life, but it's things like this - waking up blind, turning into a kid - that gets to me.
[ It's hard to explain. Maybe because he should brush it off, and he finds that he can't. ]
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[In his defense, the fight with Thor was supposed to be friendly.]
You had to deal with any of the like-- people getting all up in your memories or dreams? Cause that's super fun.
[it isn't]
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[ That's every day stuff. Fighting. ]
There was this thing, when I first got here... it was like I was sharing a dream with someone else. It wasn't exactly mine, or memories.
[ He grimaces. ]
Damn, that's invasive. Is there anything we can do to combat this stuff happening?
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[She shared a dream with Barry, it was strange. Taako is glad he skipped it.]
Considering even the gods here are not immune to it, I think us regular dipshits are thoroughly fucked. Sorry darling.
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[ It was bad enough that the Frost sisters could play with their heads as it was. ]
Well, was worth a shot to ask you for help, wasn't it?
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[It's worse when his friends see the bad shit and then he has to live with them knowing.]
Never hurts to ask cause hey, if you're hear when uh... whatever the ghost festival is, when that rolls around if you're having trouble with 'em I can ward your apartment to keep them out.
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[ Because, no to that, please and thank you. ]
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[The ghosts from Glamor Springs were there to fuck with Taako last time, so he's not a fan.]
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That's definitely everything I need.
[ John opens unseeing eyes to the ceiling. ]
But none of it has ever been permanent? For anyone?
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[It can be tricky for people to learn new powers, but it's not bad.]
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[His girl Bryn found out she magic powers when she slapped Taako, but you know, details.]
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[Rather than it being anything purposeful.]
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[ John sighs. ]
Well, thanks for trying anyway. Or talking off the panic.
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[Just to make sure; Taako doesn't mind being a distraction if people need it.]
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[Annnnnd he cuts the feed.]