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[spellslots]

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]

Comments

[umbrastaff]

I know, Koko. I'm not saying it's not shit but at least it's not fucking with our heads?

[ She rubs his knuckles a little bit. ]

I wonder why just you got affected, though? I mean, I'm glad I'm not blind or deaf or something. Did you go touch shit you shouldn't?

[spellslots]

I guess I'll take this over anyone seeing my memories or whatever again.

[He's actually not entirely sure that's true, mostly because it'd depend on the person and the memory but - whatever.]

And fucking excuse you, I didn't touch shit. I'm just special.

[umbrastaff]

You sure are special.

[She wiggles her brows a bit at him.]

[spellslots]

You know what, nevermind, I don't wanna see your dumb face anymore.

[He's gonna yank his hand away because she's rude!! Being blind is clearly preferable.]

[umbrastaff]

We have the same face, dingus!

[ She'll let him pull away, though. She's just gonna loudly sip her own cup of tea. ]

[spellslots]

[This is totally fine, he can deal with not seeing, though he's absolutely wrinkling his nose at that loud sip. Lup is an animal.]

It's all about presentation, bubbale.

[umbrastaff]

[He's just a snob!

...she won't leave him like that, of course. Lup leans back and puts an arm around her brother, making sure she's touching bare skin.]

Keep telling yourself that, bro.

[spellslots]

Notice how you don't have an actual argument cause you're super wrong?

[It was nice of her to come back, though.]

[umbrastaff]

Nah that's aaall you, littlest brother. I just don't wanna hurt your delicate feelings.

[spellslots]

Uh, my feelings are the fucking opposite of delicate, I can handle whatever you think you've got.

[umbrastaff]

Maybe when you're not blind. Seems like an unfair advantage to look this good when you can't even check yourself in the mirror.

[spellslots]

You think I need a mirror to know I look fucking good? Get on my level, Lup, that shit's unnecessary.

[umbrastaff]

What, you don't care if you have spots? That's brave, bro.

[spellslots]

Just cause I'm blind doesn't mean I can't kick your ass.

[just saying]

[umbrastaff]

Aw, are you delirious too? You know you could never kick my ass.

[spellslots]

I think the fuck I could, you got your ass handed to you by an umbrella.

[it's the truth.]

[umbrastaff]

I was stabbed in the back! That doesn't count!

[spellslots]

Doesn't it?

[umbrastaff]

It does not!

[spellslots]

Whatever you say, bubbale, if it makes you feel better.