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Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-04-22 11:39 am

audio ☂️ @fromTV

[Normally, Taako is absolutely the sort of person who likes making sure everyone can see how good he's looking, if he's on the network, but things are Different today.]

So uh, hey, is anyone else fucking blind? Cause I'll put up with a lot of horseshit from this place but I'm drawing a line in the sand at taking my eyesight, I've got crap to do and like, I dunno about the rest of you dipshits but I need to see to do my job. There's no way I'm gonna keep burning spell slots on arcane eye or whatever.

[He's doing his best to sound chill about this but honestly, it sucks and it's a little troubling.]

Can someone hurry the fuck up and figure this out? Or at least recommend me fucking audiobooks or something, I guess? That's the level I'm sinking to here, audio-only media. This place is stupid as hell.

[Annnnd with that, he cuts the feed.]
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-04-22 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lup is definitely relieved to see Taako's eyes focus, and she makes a little face at him. ]

There's an impressive amount of weird fuckery here, but at least this is kind of tame compared to some of the rest?

[ Part of her wants to let go again just to see if this had fixed the issue completely, but she's too happy to see Taako not blind right now. Plus holding hands was nice, it reminded her of them being kids. ]
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-04-22 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, Koko. I'm not saying it's not shit but at least it's not fucking with our heads?

[ She rubs his knuckles a little bit. ]

I wonder why just you got affected, though? I mean, I'm glad I'm not blind or deaf or something. Did you go touch shit you shouldn't?
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-04-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure are special.

[She wiggles her brows a bit at him.]
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-04-22 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
We have the same face, dingus!

[ She'll let him pull away, though. She's just gonna loudly sip her own cup of tea. ]
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-06 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just a snob!

...she won't leave him like that, of course. Lup leans back and puts an arm around her brother, making sure she's touching bare skin.]


Keep telling yourself that, bro.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-09 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah that's aaall you, littlest brother. I just don't wanna hurt your delicate feelings.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-14 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe when you're not blind. Seems like an unfair advantage to look this good when you can't even check yourself in the mirror.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-19 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you don't care if you have spots? That's brave, bro.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-21 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, are you delirious too? You know you could never kick my ass.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was stabbed in the back! That doesn't count!
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-31 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It does not!