Yes this is a PG-censored Superhero AMA. You in or what?

[almightiness]

[Oh look, it's All Might! Standing eagerly in front of a chalk board, a comically small piece of chalk between two fingers on a big Manly(TM) hand.]

Hahaha! Good morning, Riverview! Enjoy your coffee, and ask away, for I am here!

Per the request of some of the lovely children of Riverview Elementary, I'm taking questions regarding the life of a trained professional hero!

[... And if you try to curse or be a dirty birdy....

Any curse word or sexual wording will be changed into silly, innocent replacements, or even ALL MIGHT in bold colorful letters. What the ??]

Comments

[supersweet]

[ Jon looks skeptical. ]

I don't think we have enough kids to form a mini Justice League.

[almightiness]

Ah — a mini 'Justice League'?

[Sounds unfamiliar...! And yet, the kid seems to be talking about something hero-specific!]

[supersweet]

Yeah. It's a league of superpowered people who help defend the Earth, etc.

[almightiness]

Oh, wonderful!!

It sounds like exactly what a world needs, even. I must know more about this league — how does joining it work? Is there some sort of test, or is it simply word of mouth and experience?

[supersweet]

Uhh. Batman probably does a bunch of tests to see if you're okay.

[ And then you probably have to do more tests. It's Batman, good luck. ]