Audio | un: blacklion

[lionunchained]

[This is audio because Shiro really doesn't feel like showing his face. Maybe he's being a bit vain given the circumstances... but oh well]

I have a feeling I am not the only one, but I feel like death warmed over. Whatever this is is really annoying and pretty much nothing helps. I think I've hit the point of exhaustion where I just can't sleep anymore.

[In the background there's the sound of one of the lions, purring very close to the phone]

Okay, yes I see you. Some space please.

If I die from this, can someone put this on my grave - "he died as he lived - being attacked by robots".

[There's a very audible huff and the metallic sound of the lion stalking away]

Come on. I was joking. Ow...

[And that's when it cuts off.

ooc: action available for housemate and cr who would come over to check on him]

Comments

[foxtrots]

Me too.

[there's an audible sigh. minsu's been told that most sicknesses like this pass, that in just a few days he should (hopefully) start feeling better. he just can't imagine it right now.]

You know what's worse than the way it feels? It's worrying people.

[lionunchained]

So you have it too? I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah, that is worst part. My teammate is worrying about me. My dog is wondering why I can't take him running. And the lions are just behaving weird.

[Yes, you heard right. He said lions]

[foxtrots]

It's the first time I've ever been sick. I knew that people got hot and runny sometimes, but I didn't know that they felt this bad.

You have lions?

[definitely the part that caught minsu's attention.]

[lionunchained]

Well, unfortunately, now you know what it feels like. It's not something I'd have wished on someone.

Two. They are robot lions.

[foxtrots]

Mm, from now on if I know that someone's sick, I'm going to do everything that I can to make them well.

Where did you find robot lions? Did you make them?

[lionunchained]

Sounds like a good plan.

We pilot them back home. They are usually much larger, but they were shrunk coming here. The Alteans made them.

[foxtrots]

Okay, but is the dog a robot too?

[lionunchained]

No, the dog is alive. The lions are robots.

[foxtrots]

Ah.

Robot lions sound less scary to me.

[lionunchained]

Yeah, they don't eat and generally understand if someone is a friend or someone who needs to stay out so if we invite someone over, they know that person is allowed to be there.

[foxtrots]

What do they do if someone who's not allowed to be there? Then the lions can't eat them.

[lionunchained]

Well, most people don't want to deal with an angry robot lion coming at them. They also do have weapons.

[foxtrots]

Ah, that's a good point.

[lionunchained]

Yeah, we've never had a problem with that part. Well, one person says he's unafraid of the lions, but they haven't actually tried to attack him.

[foxtrots]

What about the dog? Has the dog ever tried to attack anyone?

[lionunchained]

Youta? He's a sweetheart. He's probably the worst guard dog ever. Of course he doesn't have to be good at it with "siblings" like robot lions.

[foxtrots]

Could I see them sometime? I won't make them angry, I promise.

[lionunchained]

Of course. When we are both feeling well, you can come over to see him or I'll bring him over.

[foxtrots]

Okay! I'll get well soon, you do the same.

[lionunchained]

Thanks. Try to get some rest. I'll do the same.