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riverview2017-04-17 11:55 am
eyeforaneye) wrote in riverview2017-04-17 11:55 am
1 ; video/action
(video: @s.uchiha)
[ The video opens to a view of a simple sign in the quarantine’s common language, a dark green background causing the white lettering of “The Coffee Shop” to really pop alongside a graphic of what appears to be some kind of mermaid or siren. Why does this feel like copyright infringement. ]
It’s my understanding that there aren’t many places like this here. [ So comes the voice from behind the camera, view panning to the right and left to showcase the street he’s on and make it clear just where this particular shop is. Only then does he move forward, the small store’s bell jangling as he steps into what can only be described as an immaculate café, the specials written neatly on a chalkboard in Japanese characters on the counter, booths and tables lining the walls, and plants placed stalwartly in the windows like leafy guardians. ]
So it should receive more business. Now that you’re aware, consider spending your extra money here. [ As he finally turns that camera around, revealing a dour young dark-haired man in all his glory. ]
If you need more information, I suppose it can’t be helped. I’ll address concerns.
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[ Feel free to stop in! Expect a quiet one-armed man behind the counter cleaning an already spotless work station in his down time. ]
[ The video opens to a view of a simple sign in the quarantine’s common language, a dark green background causing the white lettering of “The Coffee Shop” to really pop alongside a graphic of what appears to be some kind of mermaid or siren. Why does this feel like copyright infringement. ]
It’s my understanding that there aren’t many places like this here. [ So comes the voice from behind the camera, view panning to the right and left to showcase the street he’s on and make it clear just where this particular shop is. Only then does he move forward, the small store’s bell jangling as he steps into what can only be described as an immaculate café, the specials written neatly on a chalkboard in Japanese characters on the counter, booths and tables lining the walls, and plants placed stalwartly in the windows like leafy guardians. ]
So it should receive more business. Now that you’re aware, consider spending your extra money here. [ As he finally turns that camera around, revealing a dour young dark-haired man in all his glory. ]
If you need more information, I suppose it can’t be helped. I’ll address concerns.
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[ Feel free to stop in! Expect a quiet one-armed man behind the counter cleaning an already spotless work station in his down time. ]
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And it isn't frosting. If you still want it, you'll have to pay for it.
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(holds up his credit card, flapping it. he's ready.)
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Work that interests me... I plan to do on my own here; I won't require a paycheck for that.
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(TOO NONCHALANT, but he does start to move, ready to head on over for his unicorn frap.)
Anyway. Here I cooooome, Sasukeee, I'm gonna order something good. Are you ready to make the best drink ever?
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There are exemptions when it comes to shinobi; you know that like I do. [ Does he? How much formal schooling did Suigetsu have, exactly? ] Make sure your mind ends up sharper than your blades. Don't just spend all day thinking about frappuccinos.
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(at least he knows he's a dumb-ass. he figures he's got smarts where it counts and that's pretty well all that's needed.)
Can't I think about frappuccinos right now, then? 'Cause I already am, hahaha. I've been working hard, so make sure to put some extra whipped cream on there for meee!
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I'll put on exactly as much as you pay for, though you'll need to show up here in person to retrieve it. I don't do deliveries. [ Even if, you know, he easily could if he used a clone. ]
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Surprise! I was on my way this whole time!
(hangs up on your rude ass, stalking in with a look around. it seems as clean as it does in the pictures, as expected of sasuke, and he winds up right in front of him with a lazy lean onto the counter with the register.)
I came as soon as I could, so you must still have a lot left to give me.
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Then comes the second remark. ]
... Are you talking about the whipped cream I have in stock? You can't have all of it.
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Well, I at least want a mountain of it. How do you charge for whipped cream? If it looks double the normal blob, do you charge double? I've got enough money for five blobs.
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Do you really have so little money?
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It's called being... (what on earth is the word he's looking for.) Fungal? No. Prudal?
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(this is not a good demonstration.)
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... ah. Prudent. Or frugal. Either way, there's a set charge for extra toppings. In your case I'll just apply it four times over.
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Then in that case, I want the caramel frappuccino with five blobs of whipped cream. Hurry, hurry, show me your skills.
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It also occurs to Sasuke to let him suffer with the consequences of his actions, so he patiently totals up the order before stepping aside to start the process. ] Don't rush it if you want it done right.
[ Which he does. And then he starts adding the first extra blob of whipped cream, one that towers well over the edge of the cup. THEN STARTS ADDING THE SECOND... ]
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(th-that's one? holy shit. okay, maybe this was a mistake. but he can't let sasuke know that, he'll get all quietly "i told you so" on him and that's no good. time to play it off. he can eat all of that without a stomach ache... probably...)
Hahaha... Is that all? They could've made the portions larger...
(hahahakillme)