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Bryn Zethir ([personal profile] inlaid) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-05-28 02:03 pm

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[Bryn, Taako]



[The feed opens on Bryn standing in an apron in Taako’s kitchen, holding the selfie stick that supports the camera. Thanks to Taako there’s a smear of frosting on her cheek, and thanks to the open bottle of vodka in the background there’s a slightly unfocused look in her eyes. But she’s happy and smiling so clearly all is well.

Taako is a little more focused and a little less tipsy, because unlike some people he’s actually working here, on the monstrosity in front of him. There’s a cake in the center, the crumb layer already done, and around it are smaller cupcakes that he’s assembling into a castle, with tall spires and ramparts. It’s about halfway done, but still clearly a castle.]


Surprise, surprise, I’m back! [She grins as she pours a fresh shot of vodka into a glass and then puts it to Taako’s lips to help him drink while his hands are full.] Wanted to say hi, but we’re also broadcasting for a very important--well first, say hi, Taako!

What’s up, thugs?

We’ve taken on a very, very important project. An artistic masterpiece of...of--well, it’s a cupcake castle! With phallic spires! [She looks and sounds utterly delighted by this.] But we’re looking for a volunteer for the finishing touches.

As much as I like, hate to admit that I can’t do every-fucking-thing perfectly, I am not a master painter or whatever, and this dope as shit cake is gonna need a mural.

A mural of lots of different people fucking. Lots of people. [Said with a decisive nod, despite Taako giggling in the background.] Seriously. Like, someone who can paint people of all races, genders, and orientations totally banging on the fondant walls. It’ll be fun! And we’re paying in cupcakes and vodka!

We’re uh, we’re also looking for any dipshits who wanna get in on this bad boy once it’s done cause if she tries to eat all this herself she’s gonna fucking die and that’d be some kinda tragedy, so-- [He gestures with the icing spatula in his hand.] -- sign up here if you’re into cupcakes. Or spun-sugar dicks!

[Bryn blows a noisy kiss to the camera and cuts the feed.]
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-28 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
huge nerd, adorable man, sweetest guy in several universes. Also badass reaper, necromancy genius and SUCH a hottie.

[ Lup he's literally a middle-aged socks-and-sandals dad. ]

and oh fuck yeah! frot right, the dick that breaks first loses. Winner gets to eat both.
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-28 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
the best ❤️❤️❤️

omg
that is so good but now also a problem
how much of a choke hazard is deepthroating the sugar dicks
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-28 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
fair enough, i'll hold you to it

and yeah I kinda do? I mean I'm no expert but I know some basics
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-28 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
absolutely perfect
you're a peach bryn
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-28 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no she's adorbs! ]

Drink some water before you go to bed later, kay?
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[personal profile] umbrastaff 2018-05-29 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
atta girl!