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Bryn Zethir ([personal profile] inlaid) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-05-28 02:03 pm

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[Bryn, Taako]



[The feed opens on Bryn standing in an apron in Taako’s kitchen, holding the selfie stick that supports the camera. Thanks to Taako there’s a smear of frosting on her cheek, and thanks to the open bottle of vodka in the background there’s a slightly unfocused look in her eyes. But she’s happy and smiling so clearly all is well.

Taako is a little more focused and a little less tipsy, because unlike some people he’s actually working here, on the monstrosity in front of him. There’s a cake in the center, the crumb layer already done, and around it are smaller cupcakes that he’s assembling into a castle, with tall spires and ramparts. It’s about halfway done, but still clearly a castle.]


Surprise, surprise, I’m back! [She grins as she pours a fresh shot of vodka into a glass and then puts it to Taako’s lips to help him drink while his hands are full.] Wanted to say hi, but we’re also broadcasting for a very important--well first, say hi, Taako!

What’s up, thugs?

We’ve taken on a very, very important project. An artistic masterpiece of...of--well, it’s a cupcake castle! With phallic spires! [She looks and sounds utterly delighted by this.] But we’re looking for a volunteer for the finishing touches.

As much as I like, hate to admit that I can’t do every-fucking-thing perfectly, I am not a master painter or whatever, and this dope as shit cake is gonna need a mural.

A mural of lots of different people fucking. Lots of people. [Said with a decisive nod, despite Taako giggling in the background.] Seriously. Like, someone who can paint people of all races, genders, and orientations totally banging on the fondant walls. It’ll be fun! And we’re paying in cupcakes and vodka!

We’re uh, we’re also looking for any dipshits who wanna get in on this bad boy once it’s done cause if she tries to eat all this herself she’s gonna fucking die and that’d be some kinda tragedy, so-- [He gestures with the icing spatula in his hand.] -- sign up here if you’re into cupcakes. Or spun-sugar dicks!

[Bryn blows a noisy kiss to the camera and cuts the feed.]
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[personal profile] scholiast 2018-06-01 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
(She is more than fine with this.)

Well enough. I'm sure you remember that sometimes living here can be a touch come and go at times, but aside from that things have been fine.

How was your time home?
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[personal profile] scholiast 2018-06-07 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
(Taako had, yes. She sounds slightly relieved when she next speaks.)

Good. I'm so glad to hear that, Bryn.

(It can't have been an easy trip, after all. She's back now and she's safe, though, and just as lively as ever if her and Taako's cake is any indication. She's about to comment on it when Bryn offhandedly throws out a comment that knocks everything else out of her mind immediately; she seizes upon it in her panic.)

Did you say eight months? I thought time moved slower back at home while we were here.
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[personal profile] scholiast 2018-06-13 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
(This... doesn't do much to relieve Lucretia, who is thinking altogether far too much about her own circumstances now. What if life back home has been zipping past without her, faster than she thought? How would she ever know? It's not as if the deities she knows don't like to mess with things from time to time after all.

All of this has culminated in a rather large silence on her end. The moment she realises she's doing it, she quickly chimes in with a hasty agreement.)


Yes– well, I've allowed Taako to twist my arm halfway, so it only makes sense to let you cinch the deal. Thank you for trusting me with the job.
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[personal profile] scholiast 2018-06-23 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
(Vodka certainly helps.)

You'll come and keep me company while I commit this atrocity, right?