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VIDEO, @GEKOKUJOU
(in the beginning, it looks like suigetsu is trying to take a selfie with a particularly horrifying looking fish with teeth longer than its dorsal spines. but he lowers his peace sign, pulls the phone closer for a flattering view of double-chin, and grins into the camera.)
Yo, I'm Houzuki Suigetsu, and this is my first network post of all time. I'm gonna make an announcement to commemorate it, so listen, okay? I won't repeat myself just 'cause you wouldn't pay attention the first time around!
(hope your phone has a translator, because it's notably japanese, both spoken and written on the sign suigetsu lifts up. it looks handmade and like something a child in elementary school could cook up. and while there's an attempt at english, to appease the majority of the people here, both languages have poor spelling and even poorer handwriting.)
Do you like fish and fish-like things? Amphibians and, uh, things that look a lot like amphibians that I'm not too sure about? Well, look no further than—
(eyes creasing, there's a flash of pointy chompers that make him look like he belongs there.)
We were open before this, but I thought that there should be more of you guys going now that I work there. Like the sign says, we're open every single day except for Sunday, from nine in the morning till five in the evening. This might mean that you can't come, 'cause you're at your own job, but you should leave there and come here for a tour instead!
What do you think? It's a swell idea, right? Are you coming right now?
(a tilt to his head, raising the phone back up so only his eyes, his forehead, and his fish friends are visible. many bubbles are blown, many alien crab pincers are pinced. and honestly? it looks kind of fun.)
Lemme know if you are, so I can meet you at the entrance and give you one of my super special all-inclusive tours, with a bonus prize if you listen to my whole talk without interrupting. How could you pass an opportunity like this up?! The right answer is that you can't!
Suigetsu, out-o!
Yo, I'm Houzuki Suigetsu, and this is my first network post of all time. I'm gonna make an announcement to commemorate it, so listen, okay? I won't repeat myself just 'cause you wouldn't pay attention the first time around!
(hope your phone has a translator, because it's notably japanese, both spoken and written on the sign suigetsu lifts up. it looks handmade and like something a child in elementary school could cook up. and while there's an attempt at english, to appease the majority of the people here, both languages have poor spelling and even poorer handwriting.)
Do you like fish and fish-like things? Amphibians and, uh, things that look a lot like amphibians that I'm not too sure about? Well, look no further than—
(eyes creasing, there's a flash of pointy chompers that make him look like he belongs there.)
We were open before this, but I thought that there should be more of you guys going now that I work there. Like the sign says, we're open every single day except for Sunday, from nine in the morning till five in the evening. This might mean that you can't come, 'cause you're at your own job, but you should leave there and come here for a tour instead!
What do you think? It's a swell idea, right? Are you coming right now?
(a tilt to his head, raising the phone back up so only his eyes, his forehead, and his fish friends are visible. many bubbles are blown, many alien crab pincers are pinced. and honestly? it looks kind of fun.)
Lemme know if you are, so I can meet you at the entrance and give you one of my super special all-inclusive tours, with a bonus prize if you listen to my whole talk without interrupting. How could you pass an opportunity like this up?! The right answer is that you can't!
Suigetsu, out-o!
@2b; video
There is a prize for the tour?
Will it have collecting stamps?
[One can only guess what made her say that.]
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(not really— does she collect stamps?)
It's a pretty great prize, you'll love it. The front desk might have stickers too, though. Would those count?
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[She doesn't sound entirely sure of what she's talking about. Which is fitting because that's some really weird stuff right there.]
Anyway. If it has fish, I will make sure to see it.
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(smirking toothily, lifting his hands to wiggle his fingers.)
You should come soon, before I'm too popular! We have a ton of fish and their habitat is really well done. It's huge, so they have a lot of freedom to roam and aren't wrapped in some small bowl or whatever. There's even a tunnel you can walk through, with glass walls, so you really feel like you're in there with 'em!
(even though he spends most of his time in there with them.)
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[It's not the stamps she's really after. But, 2B picks up some context from Suigetsu's words.]
It's about watching fish? Through glass walls?
[What else did she expect to do there?]
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(SO EDUCATIONAL)
What's your favourite fish of all time? If I know, I can lead you to the best exhibit.
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Mackarel.
[After a moment of contemplation comes a rather bizarre answer.]
Humans used to consider it a delicacy.
[The explanation only adds to the bizarreness.]