VIDEO, @GEKOKUJOU
(in the beginning, it looks like suigetsu is trying to take a selfie with a particularly horrifying looking fish with teeth longer than its dorsal spines. but he lowers his peace sign, pulls the phone closer for a flattering view of double-chin, and grins into the camera.)
Yo, I'm Houzuki Suigetsu, and this is my first network post of all time. I'm gonna make an announcement to commemorate it, so listen, okay? I won't repeat myself just 'cause you wouldn't pay attention the first time around!
(hope your phone has a translator, because it's notably japanese, both spoken and written on the sign suigetsu lifts up. it looks handmade and like something a child in elementary school could cook up. and while there's an attempt at english, to appease the majority of the people here, both languages have poor spelling and even poorer handwriting.)
Do you like fish and fish-like things? Amphibians and, uh, things that look a lot like amphibians that I'm not too sure about? Well, look no further than—

(eyes creasing, there's a flash of pointy chompers that make him look like he belongs there.)
We were open before this, but I thought that there should be more of you guys going now that I work there. Like the sign says, we're open every single day except for Sunday, from nine in the morning till five in the evening. This might mean that you can't come, 'cause you're at your own job, but you should leave there and come here for a tour instead!
What do you think? It's a swell idea, right? Are you coming right now?
(a tilt to his head, raising the phone back up so only his eyes, his forehead, and his fish friends are visible. many bubbles are blown, many alien crab pincers are pinced. and honestly? it looks kind of fun.)
Lemme know if you are, so I can meet you at the entrance and give you one of my super special all-inclusive tours, with a bonus prize if you listen to my whole talk without interrupting. How could you pass an opportunity like this up?! The right answer is that you can't!
Suigetsu, out-o!
Yo, I'm Houzuki Suigetsu, and this is my first network post of all time. I'm gonna make an announcement to commemorate it, so listen, okay? I won't repeat myself just 'cause you wouldn't pay attention the first time around!
(hope your phone has a translator, because it's notably japanese, both spoken and written on the sign suigetsu lifts up. it looks handmade and like something a child in elementary school could cook up. and while there's an attempt at english, to appease the majority of the people here, both languages have poor spelling and even poorer handwriting.)
Do you like fish and fish-like things? Amphibians and, uh, things that look a lot like amphibians that I'm not too sure about? Well, look no further than—

(eyes creasing, there's a flash of pointy chompers that make him look like he belongs there.)
We were open before this, but I thought that there should be more of you guys going now that I work there. Like the sign says, we're open every single day except for Sunday, from nine in the morning till five in the evening. This might mean that you can't come, 'cause you're at your own job, but you should leave there and come here for a tour instead!
What do you think? It's a swell idea, right? Are you coming right now?
(a tilt to his head, raising the phone back up so only his eyes, his forehead, and his fish friends are visible. many bubbles are blown, many alien crab pincers are pinced. and honestly? it looks kind of fun.)
Lemme know if you are, so I can meet you at the entrance and give you one of my super special all-inclusive tours, with a bonus prize if you listen to my whole talk without interrupting. How could you pass an opportunity like this up?! The right answer is that you can't!
Suigetsu, out-o!
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(a big ol' grin; the fish are so popular and he's glad. they deserve far more attention.)
Are you coming right now? I'll be sure to give you a good tour! You don't mind if I research some things during, right? I'm still learning, too, so we can learn it all together.
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[ She may have to stop and ask for directions, but she is most definitely changing course and on her way. The edge of town, the edge of town -- ]
Suigetsu, was it? I am Líadan Ní Donnabháin, but you can call me Lí if you'd like.
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(makes his way to the front desk so he can wait for her, leaning onto a bunch of papers.)
I hope you're not afraid of small places, or anything. There's a big tunnel that makes it feel like you're underwater.
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[ It doesn't really bother her. She's figured her name is one in a sea of exotic others to the point she could most certainly do without her clan name. The only reason she continues to deliver it is so that others might recognize any of her clan that might find their way there and let her know.
She'll be picking up her pace now in search of the aquarium. No sense in keeping Suigetsu waiting and she's pretty excited. ]
I am most assuredly not afraid of small spaces. If the tunnel should break, waterbreathing should solve at least one of the issues. Hey, do you think any of the fish in there would try to eat us?
[ Afraid? Not so much. Genuinely curious and kind of excited at the thought of taking on a giant man-eating fish? Well. ]