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[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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I think it's only the one that likes to interfere with everyone's business.
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Mine isn't so bad.
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Which one is your Captain? I do not remember him, but was I his passable acquaintance too, when I was here before?
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[ Loki rarely asks Steve about his connections to the other Avengers. For one, it's not his concern and secondly, it's bound to be an uncomfortable topic for both of them. Especially considering what Loki represents. ]
And I do not know. It is possible?
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I hope we were! I will ask him, if I meet him.
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You should. Steve is open to acquaintances.
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Of course.
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You're welcome.