( video; stark )

[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki scratches the eagle's back with a hum. ]

Which one do you think, Stark?

[inebriety]

[He stares very intensely at Loki before shrugging.]

I give up, I thought incest was the likelier option.

[dothelokimotion]

[ He chuckles. ]

I wouldn't do that to Thor.

video; @falcon

[wingedman]

You didn't know that? You are way behind the times, Stark.

[says sam wilson, walking gossip rag]

Nice bird, though.

[dothelokimotion]

Thank you. I designed it myself.

[wingedman]

Yeah, I kinda guessed that. Does it do anything else, or is it a one-trick pony?

[inebriety]

What else have I missed?

[WHY WON'T YOU GUYS TELL HIM THINGS.]

[wingedman]

I spent a year fucking your double, for one thing.

[JUST SAYIN']

video; un: sg.rogers

[livingsymbol]

[His first response is an exclamation that isn't really polite, so he holds it back.]

Well, that's... certainly festive.

[dothelokimotion]

I thought it fit the mood. Isn't this what it's all about?

[livingsymbol]

It's not really about all of that. The eagle is nice, though.

[inebriety]

Do you like it? Loki says it'll follow you around everywhere.

[There is nothing about Tony that is innocent, but he is doing his best to pretend he is.]

[livingsymbol]

Follow me? You think I need an animal companion?

[He's not sure if this is a joke at his expense or a nice gesture, but somehow it actually makes him feel at home. It feels like a gift even if it's more like a prank.]

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[glowfeelers]

[ she has literally no idea what any of this is or means but ]

Oh! How colourful! And excited!

[dothelokimotion]

[ It's fine, Loki has the bare minimum anyway. ]

It is an American Eagle, I believe. Very patriotic.

[glowfeelers]

Very! It is an Earth animal? [ gasp ] Do all Earth animals sing?

[inebriety]

[Wow, that sure is cockroach antenna coming out of her head.]

There's only three colours on it.

[glowfeelers]

[ Come on cute things like butterflies also have antennae!! ]

They are arranged so colourfully! I have not seen an animal with star patterns before!

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[11calls]

Well, I haven't heard America! Fuck yeah! In a while.

[Someone sound exceptionally amused.]

[dothelokimotion]

Is it not the anthem?

[ Loki has no clue. ]

[11calls]

Nope. IT's a song from a movie. But it's better than what they use. At least it's more fun.

[Says the Canadian.]

[inebriety]

I needed something that suitably expressed the feelings one gets when celebrating America's birthday.

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[seeingscarlet]

[brb dying laughing]

That's the most American thing I have ever seen.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki looks pleased. ]

Then it achieved its purpose.

[inebriety]

Wait until you see it on Steve's shoulder.