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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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[livingsymbol]

[ When he's done, Steve laughs quietly and scratches his head. ]

It's a nice song. Better with an actual singer.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki huffs, bemused. ]

It's fine the way you do it.

[livingsymbol]

Well, thank you. I never really liked the stage, but singing for you isn't so bad.

[dothelokimotion]

[ His lips curve upwards. ]

As long as it's for me, then.

[livingsymbol]

It is.

[ It's not like Steve really has a reason to sing otherwise. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Do it again when I come by.

[livingsymbol]

Mm, all right. Although that eagle might drown me out.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm sure I can bring him down to a manageable level.

[livingsymbol]

Mm. And reach him new songs. What other tricks does he know?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Ah. Loki pauses. ]

I suppose I could make him shower stardust as he flies by.

[livingsymbol]

You can really do that?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki shrugs loosely. ]

It'll only be an illusion.

[livingsymbol]

Only. But it looks real to me.

[dothelokimotion]

All right. Then that is what I will do.

[ Loki never quite understood how Steve can derive wonder for Loki's abilities after seeing them for so long. ]

time for chaos threading

[inebriety]

[Over Loki's shoulder.]

Are you saying I don't count?

Good yes

[livingsymbol]

Why wouldn't you count?

[Huh.]

...Did you want me to sing?

[Tony, that was terrible. Why would you want that?]

[inebriety]

You said it's a private concert just for him and I'm literally standing right here.

I appreciate everything about you, I'd like to hear you sing some more. What makes him so special?

[livingsymbol]

[Steve gives Tony a questioning look that is almost a smile.]

Well, that was for later. I don't think you're planning on spending the night, are you?

[It's meant to be a joke.]

It's not that good. I don't know why you two are making a big deal out of this.

[inebriety]

I could.

[Tony speaks on reflex except then his brain tells him the likely reason for what he just heard.]

Wait. I thought he was dating the shiny you?

[livingsymbol]

I guess you could. You might not have as much fun as you think.

[Wait.]

The what me?

[inebriety]

He's got this shine to him that says he hasn't been in the business as long as you. So shiny Steve.

Unless you want to be shiny Steve, he can be nice Steve then.

[However they are getting side-tracked from something important.]

Are you dating horny Loki or not?

[livingsymbol]

Are you saying I'm not nice, then? Why can't we both just be Steve?

[Why do they have to have separate titles?]

Wait, "horny Loki"? Did you give everyone nicknames?

[inebriety]

Compared to him, yeah.

[And then continues on like he didn't just say Steve isn't nice.]

I have nicknames for everyone that has a doppelgänger, it saves the other person from having to clarify who I'm talking about. I'm trying out different names for Loki though, maybe greasy is better.

[livingsymbol]

You could come up with better nicknames than those.

[He isn't sure how much he appreciates being the not nice Steve or if the ones he's heard so far for Loki sit very well. He actively frowns at that last one.]

Tony. [That's a warning.] I appreciate the thought, but your names aren't really that flattering. Are you nicknaming yourself?

[inebriety]

Hey, that's nothing compared to 'guy who murdered my parents'. Doesn't roll off the tongue quite as easily, but I don't talk to him much.

Anyway I'm pretty sure you all think of me as the drunk Tony so I'm being downright nice here.