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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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[dothelokimotion]

[ Ah. Loki pauses. ]

I suppose I could make him shower stardust as he flies by.

[livingsymbol]

You can really do that?

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki shrugs loosely. ]

It'll only be an illusion.

[livingsymbol]

Only. But it looks real to me.

[dothelokimotion]

All right. Then that is what I will do.

[ Loki never quite understood how Steve can derive wonder for Loki's abilities after seeing them for so long. ]