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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

Comments

[inebriety]

[Wow, that sure is cockroach antenna coming out of her head.]

There's only three colours on it.

[glowfeelers]

[ Come on cute things like butterflies also have antennae!! ]

They are arranged so colourfully! I have not seen an animal with star patterns before!

[inebriety]

Stripes too.

[It's important to point that out.]