( video; stark )

[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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[glowfeelers]

[ she has literally no idea what any of this is or means but ]

Oh! How colourful! And excited!

[dothelokimotion]

[ It's fine, Loki has the bare minimum anyway. ]

It is an American Eagle, I believe. Very patriotic.

[glowfeelers]

Very! It is an Earth animal? [ gasp ] Do all Earth animals sing?

[dothelokimotion]

[ This . . . is a good question and one Loki is not qualified to answer. But he's also terrible, so it makes little difference either way. ]

Yes.

[glowfeelers]

[ Loki what have you done ]

Oh! Do the American animals all know the American song?

[dothelokimotion]

[ What all Lokis must do. ]

Yes? I believe so. Or perhaps it's only the ones who have "American" in front of their name.

[glowfeelers]

And they sing on the birthday of Captain America? Or do they sing all the time?

[dothelokimotion]

Most likely, they sing when they feel like very patriotic.

[glowfeelers]

How interesting! I hope they know other songs, too. This one is very loud.

[dothelokimotion]

It's supposed to be obnoxious and reflective of the American spirit.

[ Loki nailed it. ]

[glowfeelers]

Oh? The American spirit is obnoxious?

[dothelokimotion]

You've met Americans. What do you think?

[ Stark, Quill, Strange. See the pattern? ]

[glowfeelers]

I have? Are all my Earth friends American?

[dothelokimotion]

Yes. Did you not know that?

[glowfeelers]

[ oh no she feels bad now ]

Oh, I did not know everyone was American.

[dothelokimotion]

Most of them, at least. I've met very few who were otherwise.

[glowfeelers]

America must be the biggest Earth nation! [ gasp ] The Captain of America must be very powerful! And obnoxious! [ Which, somehow, she genuinely means in the best of ways. ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Wryly. ]

I think it's only the one that likes to interfere with everyone's business.

[glowfeelers]

There are several Captains? Only one is obnoxious?

[dothelokimotion]

So far, there are two here.

Mine isn't so bad.

[glowfeelers]

Are they friends?

Which one is your Captain? I do not remember him, but was I his passable acquaintance too, when I was here before?

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not sure.

[ Loki rarely asks Steve about his connections to the other Avengers. For one, it's not his concern and secondly, it's bound to be an uncomfortable topic for both of them. Especially considering what Loki represents. ]

And I do not know. It is possible?

[inebriety]

[Wow, that sure is cockroach antenna coming out of her head.]

There's only three colours on it.

[glowfeelers]

[ Come on cute things like butterflies also have antennae!! ]

They are arranged so colourfully! I have not seen an animal with star patterns before!

[inebriety]

Stripes too.

[It's important to point that out.]