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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? Should I expect a surprise?

[seeingscarlet]

That would be telling.

[dothelokimotion]

I think it's already rather telling that I am meant to expect something in my office.

[seeingscarlet]

[Wanda just laughs. You asked the question, buddy.]

Happy birthday.

[And that's all he's getting before she hangs up. No spoilers!

Wanda's pretty sure Loki will have been fed all the cake he can handle and then some, so the next day he'll find a box of truffles in his office. They look perfectly ordinary...until you take a bite.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ perfect ♥ ]