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[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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That's the most American thing I have ever seen.
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Then it achieved its purpose.
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No. Does it need one?
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[ Though Steve did mention wanting a pet. But never quite stated what and Loki let it be. ]
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That is not a reason.
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I certainly wouldn't let it do that.
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Does it only sing when you want?
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[this is so cool]
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It is a real construct. One easily created with magic.
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I've never seen something like that before. He is going to love it.
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[ He had better. ]
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Is it going to announce him everywhere he goes?
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[One of the most surprising things about America was how prevalent the flag was on...everything. That's just not the way things are done in Sokovia.]
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I suppose it's less embarrassing when your whole country does it. Not that it would deter me in the least, but I do have better uses for my time.