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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

Comments

[inebriety]

I'll have to check, the idea is mine, but the execution was beyond me.

[seeingscarlet]

It was a good idea. You don't need to worry about him having one already.

[inebriety]

Needing to worry if he already has one is more my thing than Steve's. He's not the kind of guy to put much stock on material goods.

[seeingscarlet]

You mean you haven't already given him every obnoxious American souvenir you could find?

[inebriety]

I'm kind of limited considering America doesn't exist here. I had to make one to do this.

[seeingscarlet]

I'm surprised none of you have put it on everything anyway.

[One of the most surprising things about America was how prevalent the flag was on...everything. That's just not the way things are done in Sokovia.]

[inebriety]

[Luckily for everyone Tony is from just before that time in his life where he decides to paint Iron Man with those colours]

I suppose it's less embarrassing when your whole country does it. Not that it would deter me in the least, but I do have better uses for my time.