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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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[11calls]

Well, I haven't heard America! Fuck yeah! In a while.

[Someone sound exceptionally amused.]

[dothelokimotion]

Is it not the anthem?

[ Loki has no clue. ]

[11calls]

Nope. IT's a song from a movie. But it's better than what they use. At least it's more fun.

[Says the Canadian.]

[dothelokimotion]

Hmm. The song was Stark's idea, so I did not know much about it.

[11calls]

Well, that makes a lot of sense, I'm not going to lie.

[dothelokimotion]

Does it?

[ Well, Stark's tastes are rather obvious. ]

[11calls]

From what I've seen, yeah.

I know some people who would blare it today back home.

[dothelokimotion]

What for?

[ He's not all that familiar with the fourth of july beyond the fact that it's Steve's birthday. ]

[11calls]

Because it's a summer holiday and they're getting drunk and they believe in the idea of what some people believe America to be. So they grill things and drink crappy beer and shoot off fireworks for the anniversary of when the Declaration of Independence happened.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Ah. Usual mortal things. ]

I do not care about that. This is for Steve and only Steve.

[11calls]

I can understand that. It's a sweet way to celebrate his birthday. In sort of a very Tony sort of way.

[dothelokimotion]

Stark is Stark. I simply enjoy a good joke.

[11calls]

Well, it definitely made me laugh.

[dothelokimotion]

That was the idea.

[11calls]

Well, it worked. Are you at the school right now?

[Look, Loki Steve said it was your birthday, so Alex got you a present and wrapped it and needs to deliver it.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki blinks. ]

I'm at the park, since we cannot take an eagle indoors.

[11calls]

Okay. Cool. Mind if I swing by? I've got something for you.

[Steve said it was your birthday, Loki and this is what friends do. Give other friends weird flavored booze.]

[inebriety]

I needed something that suitably expressed the feelings one gets when celebrating America's birthday.

[11calls]

And having a fair amount of beer?

[inebriety]

Whatever passes for beer anyway.

[This is one thing he is not patriotic about.]

[11calls]

Clearly you haven't tried any microbrews from Seattle. We make good beer there.

[Beer, coffee and music. Alex can't help it, it's what happens when you get your keys to your first apartment in Seattle.]

[inebriety]

I don't usually drink anything that costs less than three figures so beer isn't my preferred drink. I'll have to take your word for it.

[11calls]

Well, of course not...

[The words come with a grin, because she's seen enough to know:]

You're Tony Stark.

[inebriety]

[He is delighted to hear that because it means his reputation is growing.]

It's not even my birthday.

[11calls]

[That makes her laugh.]

Well, I'm glad I could help make your day, I guesS?