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[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!
We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.
[Tony rolling his eyes.]
Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.
And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.
[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.

Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]
Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

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The Trail We Blaze would be nice.
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I'm unfamiliar. How does it go?
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[ Loki doesn't care if it's good or if it lacks music, as long as it's for him. ]
Please?
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[ Loki seems so attached to the idea that Steve can't really refuse. He can at least offer something back to these two anyway. After a pause, he sings. It's pretty much as promised, but if it satisfies Loki and maybe even Tony, it's worth it. ]
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It's lovely.
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It's a nice song. Better with an actual singer.
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It's fine the way you do it.
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As long as it's for me, then.
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[ It's not like Steve really has a reason to sing otherwise. ]
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I suppose I could make him shower stardust as he flies by.
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time for chaos threading
Are you saying I don't count?
Good yes
[Huh.]
...Did you want me to sing?
[Tony, that was terrible. Why would you want that?]
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I appreciate everything about you, I'd like to hear you sing some more. What makes him so special?
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Well, that was for later. I don't think you're planning on spending the night, are you?
[It's meant to be a joke.]
It's not that good. I don't know why you two are making a big deal out of this.
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[Tony speaks on reflex except then his brain tells him the likely reason for what he just heard.]
Wait. I thought he was dating the shiny you?
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