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[inebriety]

[Tony and Loki staring at everyone with shiteating grins on this great fourth of July.]

We’re happy to present the American Eagle. Customized for this very celebration, Captain America’s birthday. It has many features. Note its colourful plumage and the fact that it can sing the national . . . anthem? I believe that is what it called. Though why a nation needs its own song, I know not.

[Tony rolling his eyes.]

Because God Bless America etc etc. Our great nation was created so we may all look upon those asses today.

And since I blessed it last year, I have come again to bless it once more. With this eagle and my continued presence to his ass.

[Presenting the burd. It starts to sing.



Tony meanwhile is taken aback.]

Wait what? When did you hit that? Which one?!

Comments

[inebriety]

Arguing about your self-worth doesn't count.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki bristles. ]

That wasn't the argument I meant.

[inebriety]

[Smirking.] Wow, you really are predictable.

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki snorts lightly. ]

Don't you start. There are barely any differences between you and your other selves.

[inebriety]

Because that's the best part of being us.

[dothelokimotion]

Please. None of you like yourselves very much.

[inebriety]

They're in denial, I'm not.

[dothelokimotion]

Are they?

Because you all certainly seem to act as if you know it all.

[inebriety]

The odds are we are the smartest person in the room at any given time. Can't blame us for assuming we know more than you.

[dothelokimotion]

You're smart enough to stop problems, perhaps. But not smart enough to prevent them or to cause them.