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[dothelokimotion]

What would you consider to be unforgivable?

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[dothelokimotion]

That is fun but in a very traditional way.

And I despise being traditional.

[armcollector]

so in what nontraditional way do you have fun?

[dothelokimotion]

Sex and murder.

[ He's joking but still. ]

[armcollector]

that sounds very traditional to me, honestly

[dothelokimotion]

Oh? How so?

[armcollector]

i mean pretty much anyone with a chaotic alignment would cite sex and murder as their favored pastimes
something nontraditional would be
i dont know
drawing mustaches on statues or something
or knitting sweaters for trees
parkour, maybe you should get into parkour

[dothelokimotion]

[ That's a legitimate point. ]

That seems more insane than simply chaos though.

What's parkour?

[armcollector]

parkour is
uh
its like trick running. you find the most interesting, not the most convenient, way to get to a specific location
it involves a lot of acrobatics

[dothelokimotion]

So it's an activity for people with a lot of muscle and free time.

[armcollector]

not THAT much muscle or id probably be more involved in the fine parkouring community

[dothelokimotion]

I don't think we have one of those.

In fact, I don't think that is a real community.

[armcollector]

no city is a real city until it has a parkouring community, and i wont rest until this city has one
run by someone else
i dont want to parkour i just want the security of knowing its out there

[dothelokimotion]

You have some very strong feelings about this.

[armcollector]

parkour is a cornerstone of society!!!
anyway this is a really stupid conversation
my names magnus, did i not say that

[dothelokimotion]

Magnus.

[ of course it was. ]

I know who you are.

[armcollector]

oh. cool. wonderful
i'll never get tired of that
are we friends?

[dothelokimotion]

You could say that.

Taako is my friend.

[armcollector]

oh cool! that's not as bad as i thought, i thought this was a memory thing again
well i like taako's friends, he knows how to pick them
(obviously, since we're bffs)

[dothelokimotion]

You think so?

I wasn't sure if I made a good first impression.

[ loki had shown magnus an illusion of him naked. ]

[armcollector]

[WELP. MAGNUS DOESN'T REMEMBER ALL THAT, SO...]

i mean, this isn't the worst first impression? a little too skeptical of parkour, but plenty of good people are

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not much of a good person.

[armcollector]

but youre taakos friend? hes got like. actual standards.
which is more than can be said for me
as long as you dont fuck with him or any of my other friends im good

[dothelokimotion]

That doesn't sound quite right. We all know quite a bit of fuckery occurs within the group.

[armcollector]

are you talking about ipre?
i mean... yeah
i'm oversimplifying my capacity for bullshit, the point is, like i said there's a lot i'll forgive rather than begrudge you for
are you NICE to taako? or are you just like, a huge dick and arent actually his friend and are just saying shit

[dothelokimotion]

I'm never nice to Taako.

But he's used to that.