002 // @strange.magic: video

[suckstobestrange]

[Stephen looks… well less like a hobo than he has in past months. Still looks like he needs to sleep for a year, but that seems to be standard.

He ran a hand through his hair, frowning down at something outside of view.]

So… I think someone lost a dog in the park?

[He shifts the phone so the camera shows his feet, and the small puppy that was running circles around him. It slowed to a stop when it noticed the attention, peering up at Stephen and his camera, ears perking curiously. But when no treats or attention were forthcoming, it head-butted against his ankle with a bark.

Stephen took a few steps back, which just encouraged the Lillipup to run after him, tail wagging, catching his pant leg in teeth to tug, like he was trying to pull the man along with him, though if even the small pup knew where to was questionable.]

This little guy look familiar to any of you?

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[suckstobestrange]

Trust me, prying a dog the size of a helm off of a ceiling while avoiding the spines it's sprouting and listening to it scream obscenities at you is... a singular experience.

[He'll even pick one with teeth and such so Ivar has to work at it a little more. (And because the toothless ones spit acids or poisons and he's not dropping that on anyone.)]

[ragnarsson]

Let's hope this one that's attached itself to you is much more benign. It looks cute, but what if it's secretly waiting to smother you in your sleep?

[He doesn't honestly think it will. Fuzzball looks harmless as can be.

And yes, Strange, give the Viking something to stab and play with. He'll be so happy.]

[suckstobestrange]

You'd think that's unlikely but that's how a good amount of my flings with women go anymore, assuming they're not after ripping my heart out. A cute-looking pup looking to kill me is almost reassuringly status-quo.

[ragnarsson]

Sounds like my kind of women.

[Ignore him, he's full of hot air. Ivar doesn't even know how to talk to women, let alone bed any of them. Boy would probably still be a virgin if his brothers hadn't been nice enough to arrange a little rendezvous with the slave girl they were all sleeping with.]

[suckstobestrange]

Well if that's the case remind me to introduce you to the spider demoness if she ever shows up here.

[Stephen knows bravado when he sees it, he was the same way when he was an asshole teen, but he's not gonna call Ivar on it.]

[ragnarsson]

[Stephen is a good man. Ivar may be tough, but his self-esteem is as fragile as a house of cards. One good push and it'll cave right in.]

Does she have eight legs?