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Billy Kaplan ([personal profile] noassgardian) wrote in [community profile] riverview2017-05-02 01:41 am

video 002; un: actualwizard666

--urge!!

[There's a squeaky voice before the video comes on, shaking violently as if someone is running with the device. You can see flashes of floor five of the communal housing-- beds and random items flashing by, with the occasional blue fur in the shot.]

Demiurge!

[Then there's finally a shot of Billy's face, dubious for a moment as he looks down over the side of his bed, book propped on his chest.]

Ugh-- what? I thought I told you to shoo--

Demiurge!

[That's when realization seems to sink in, Billy's eyes going almost instantly wide. It's a mixture of surprise and annoyance that sends him darting off his bed, book flying-- and that's when the camera goes shaky again as whatever's holding it seems to start running again.]

Hey! What the hell-- give that back!

[There's more jostling and another, this time more surprised, 'Demiurge!' before the phone finally drops and the screen goes mercifully dark for a moment. There's still a bit more rustling around to be heard though, before Billy finally reappears some time later, with a squirmy blue creature tucked safely under his arm and looking just a bit disheveled, and more than a little exasperated.]

Sorry to... whatever you guys just had to see. This-- [creature he might have made in another dimension, oops. No, he is not saying that--] thing just showed up and followed me back home. It also won't leave, and I guess it thought stealing my phone was a sure way to get attention...

[And let's be fair, it did sort of work.]

Anyway, I'll make sure it won't happen again...

Demiurge!

[If you look closely, Billy might just be clenching his jaw tighter at that noise.]

I told you to stop saying that...

[Not that the creature seems to listen... or, you know, stop with the squirming until it feels like it's held properly-- and can get it's arms up around Billy's neck to hold on. It seems to make it happy enough at least since it starts to let out something akin to purring. There's a frustrated groan and an eye roll.]

Does anyone have any tips? I don't really do pets... but I guess I'm sort of responsible for this thing until I figure out if the shelters or anywhere else will take it.

[Oh, he's responsible in so many senses of that word...

Which means he's probably stuck with it permanently. Great.]
suckstobestrange: (you can lay down when the day is done)

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[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-05-02 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't feed it after midnight.

[So Stephen isn't the only one with a new pet then? At least his generally looks and acts like a dog and thus is a bit easier to deal with.]
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[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-05-02 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is that so surprising?

[And that'll be his Lillipup sticking it's nose right into the camera to investigate. Sitting nicely nearby while Stephen was on the phone? Crazy talk!]

Better safe than sorry.
suckstobestrange: (oh by his side)

[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-05-09 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I ever actually watched that one, truth be told. But honestly it's weird to find anyone that doesn't at least know the rules.

[Stephen catches the pup in an arm, lifting him enough that he wasn't hogging the screen but could still be seen.]

Apparently animals have been following some people in. Your... whatever that little guy is, my food, and apparently creatures like this one here.

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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-05-02 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't get 'em wet.

[Since someone's already given the 'no feeding after midnight' advice.]
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-05-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
You do that ta me, and they're gonna end up dead. Ain't got no time for dealing with shit like that.

[Well, really, he had a lot more time on his hands than he was used to. But not for dealing with stupid pets.]

You breed 'em you, keep 'em.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-05-07 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. I'll let it grow up nice and fat, then kill it. Ain't never had blue meat before. Wonder what it's like.

[He's teasing. Mostly.]

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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-05-03 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Just kill it, problem solved.

[Dodger, no.]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-05-05 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Harmless is a relative term. Either way, that seems like a pain in the ass to keep around - someone might shut it up themselves if you don't.

[Not him, he's too lazy. But someone.]
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[personal profile] smokedout 2017-05-07 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You really think a shelter's gonna wanna take that thing? It looks and sounds like the physical manifestation of a migraine.
ragnarsson: ([13.11] Count me in)

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[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-05-03 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't let it walk all over you. And why does it have four ears?

[Yep, Ivar's going to ask the important questions.]
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[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-05-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)

All the better time to train it. When they're young, they don't have any bad habits.

Ivar's been patiently working with his fire horse to get it less skittish and shy. It was a work in progress.]

Teach it to say something interesting. That way it can tell people to fuck off for you when you don't want to bother with them.

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[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-05-08 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Slowly. He's stopped lighting everything on fire when he gets startled.

[Which was good for everyone's flammable objects on the floor. Ivar's bed now had permanent scorch marks around it. He grins at Billy.]

I have nothing but good ideas. Let him loose on the floor so he can be socialized with the rest of the animals.

[They're starting to form quite a collection.]

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[personal profile] ikols 2017-05-05 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations! When's the wedding? And did he fall through the portal too?
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How's he any different to your blonde fuzzball of a fiance?
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[personal profile] ikols 2017-05-07 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno, maybe he downloads then deletes shady apps before you can see them.

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