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riverview2017-05-02 01:41 am
noassgardian) wrote in riverview2017-05-02 01:41 am
video 002; un: actualwizard666
--urge!!
[There's a squeaky voice before the video comes on, shaking violently as if someone is running with the device. You can see flashes of floor five of the communal housing-- beds and random items flashing by, with the occasional blue fur in the shot.]
Demiurge!
[Then there's finally a shot of Billy's face, dubious for a moment as he looks down over the side of his bed, book propped on his chest.]
Ugh-- what? I thought I told you to shoo--
Demiurge!
[That's when realization seems to sink in, Billy's eyes going almost instantly wide. It's a mixture of surprise and annoyance that sends him darting off his bed, book flying-- and that's when the camera goes shaky again as whatever's holding it seems to start running again.]
Hey! What the hell-- give that back!
[There's more jostling and another, this time more surprised, 'Demiurge!' before the phone finally drops and the screen goes mercifully dark for a moment. There's still a bit more rustling around to be heard though, before Billy finally reappears some time later, with a squirmy blue creature tucked safely under his arm and looking just a bit disheveled, and more than a little exasperated.]
Sorry to... whatever you guys just had to see. This-- [creature he might have made in another dimension, oops. No, he is not saying that--] thing just showed up and followed me back home. It also won't leave, and I guess it thought stealing my phone was a sure way to get attention...
[And let's be fair, it did sort of work.]
Anyway, I'll make sure it won't happen again...
Demiurge!
[If you look closely, Billy might just be clenching his jaw tighter at that noise.]
I told you to stop saying that...
[Not that the creature seems to listen... or, you know, stop with the squirming until it feels like it's held properly-- and can get it's arms up around Billy's neck to hold on. It seems to make it happy enough at least since it starts to let out something akin to purring. There's a frustrated groan and an eye roll.]
Does anyone have any tips? I don't really do pets... but I guess I'm sort of responsible for this thing until I figure out if the shelters or anywhere else will take it.
[Oh, he's responsible in so many senses of that word...
Which means he's probably stuck with it permanently. Great.]
[There's a squeaky voice before the video comes on, shaking violently as if someone is running with the device. You can see flashes of floor five of the communal housing-- beds and random items flashing by, with the occasional blue fur in the shot.]
Demiurge!
[Then there's finally a shot of Billy's face, dubious for a moment as he looks down over the side of his bed, book propped on his chest.]
Ugh-- what? I thought I told you to shoo--
Demiurge!
[That's when realization seems to sink in, Billy's eyes going almost instantly wide. It's a mixture of surprise and annoyance that sends him darting off his bed, book flying-- and that's when the camera goes shaky again as whatever's holding it seems to start running again.]
Hey! What the hell-- give that back!
[There's more jostling and another, this time more surprised, 'Demiurge!' before the phone finally drops and the screen goes mercifully dark for a moment. There's still a bit more rustling around to be heard though, before Billy finally reappears some time later, with a squirmy blue creature tucked safely under his arm and looking just a bit disheveled, and more than a little exasperated.]
Sorry to... whatever you guys just had to see. This-- [creature he might have made in another dimension, oops. No, he is not saying that--] thing just showed up and followed me back home. It also won't leave, and I guess it thought stealing my phone was a sure way to get attention...
[And let's be fair, it did sort of work.]
Anyway, I'll make sure it won't happen again...
Demiurge!
[If you look closely, Billy might just be clenching his jaw tighter at that noise.]
I told you to stop saying that...
[Not that the creature seems to listen... or, you know, stop with the squirming until it feels like it's held properly-- and can get it's arms up around Billy's neck to hold on. It seems to make it happy enough at least since it starts to let out something akin to purring. There's a frustrated groan and an eye roll.]
Does anyone have any tips? I don't really do pets... but I guess I'm sort of responsible for this thing until I figure out if the shelters or anywhere else will take it.
[Oh, he's responsible in so many senses of that word...
Which means he's probably stuck with it permanently. Great.]
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[He huffs out a laugh. Really.]
You know, if this thing multiples, I'm sending some to whoever makes Gremlins jokes.
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[Well, really, he had a lot more time on his hands than he was used to. But not for dealing with stupid pets.]
You breed 'em you, keep 'em.
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[Well, he could, but you know...]
Don't worry though! I don't plan on breeding it. I didn't even plan on getting it. I've heard of strays following you home, but... this is kinda ridiculous.
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[He's teasing. Mostly.]
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[He huffs out a laugh though.]
Would you even want blue meat?
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[He's betting the answer is 'no']
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I can totally stun it so you can do it later.
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