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Athena Carrigan ([personal profile] citharede) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-08-07 11:37 pm

001 - shenanigans

[ It's three in the morning when she posts this video.

Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]


How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.

Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]

Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
bardish: 40s; MD (to009)

[personal profile] bardish 2018-08-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but to be fair... It'd be weirder if I wasn't being weird.

[ Just, like. Generally speaking. ]
bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-282)

[personal profile] bardish 2018-08-08 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
And you nearly gave me a heart attack when I first watched this video, so I think we're even...
bardish: 40s; JUSTIFIED (Default)

[personal profile] bardish 2018-08-08 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you weren't gonna jump, but it was still alarming!
bardish: 40s; JUSTIFIED (200)

[personal profile] bardish 2018-08-08 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whyyyyyy did you have to go and tell him that? ]

Athena.

I know you've got that combo of teenage invincibility and magical talent that I really, truly admire in you, but! I'm gonna present you with a scenario I want you to take a moment to visualize.

Do you think you could carry a tune while in free-fall?
bardish: 40s; SCD (to-scd-095)

[personal profile] bardish 2018-08-08 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[ EVEN IF YOU'RE LYING, HE APPRECIATES IT. ]