001 - shenanigans
[ It's three in the morning when she posts this video.
Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]
How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.
Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]
Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]
How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.
Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]
Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
no subject
[ Just, like. Generally speaking. ]
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[ UHHHHHHHH shit. ]
no subject
Athena.
I know you've got that combo of teenage invincibility and magical talent that I really, truly admire in you, but! I'm gonna present you with a scenario I want you to take a moment to visualize.
Do you think you could carry a tune while in free-fall?
no subject
There is the snarky answer.
And there is the right answer.
She can push Jeff pretty far, but right now, she's thinking that maybe she shouldn't try. ]
I won't do it again.
no subject
[ EVEN IF YOU'RE LYING, HE APPRECIATES IT. ]