001 - shenanigans
[ It's three in the morning when she posts this video.
Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]
How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.
Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]
Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]
How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.
Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]
Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
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[ The camera is all blurry now since he's headed to the kitchen to look for a jar - one that's hopefully already open or at least easy to open because... he never had a lot of luck with jars. ]
You had me at fireflies! I love them! They're so pretty!
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You know these are the super bitey ones that can make you mad or depressed or whatever when they get you right? Just turning regular fireflies loose wouldn't be nearly as fun.
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Those ones? Even better! I love fun challenges!
[ So maybe they're going to unleash hell on people but that's par for the course to him. ]
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Okay, how about this--winner catches the most, loser has to like. Buy lunch for them or something.
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[ The search ends with an abrupt silence, Jyushimatsu breathing a happy "ha-ha" as he finally finds a fitting jar. Then what can be heard next is a series of strained "HNNNNGHHHH" sounds coming from him trying to open the jar with his full strength.
It takes half a minute, and then there's a loud POP. ]
Ah... it opened! Wow, nice!
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What's your name, dude?
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Eh? ... Ah! I'm Jyushimatsu!
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[ He laughs, the camera going on a blur again as he stuffs the jar and other things in his bag. ]
Hehe, I'm all ready to go! Where are you?
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[ HE'S SO ENTHUSIASTIC. ]
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You mean the community building? That's the only thing closest to having apartments that I know of!
[ And he's out of the house! Goodbye, big brothers. ]