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Athena Carrigan ([personal profile] citharede) wrote in [community profile] riverview2018-08-07 11:37 pm

001 - shenanigans

[ It's three in the morning when she posts this video.

Here is Athena, hanging her head and part of her torso off the edge of her apartment building's roof and filming herself upside-down, the dark streets below outlined in streetlights and marked by the occasional pedestrian. ]


How do you do, fellow kids. [ She dangles one arm alongside her head, hanging on to her device one-handed. ] I'm super fucking bored which I didn't think would actually be physically possible on a moon in another universe, but anyway.

Who wants to go on a firefly hunt? Catch a bunch of the fuckers, turn them loose in a department store. Or an office building. Or a coffee shop. Anywhere we can get in easy and run away fast. [ She rolls over so she's filming herself against the backdrop of the night sky now, instead of the street. ]

Whoever catches the most wins something, whoever gets bit loses automatically and has to go jump in the river.
tevinteraltus: {<user name="anabiotic">} (042)

[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2018-08-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've been educated by my fair share of stuffy old men who wouldn't know a joke if it latched itself firmly to their backside.
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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2018-09-05 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He laughs at that.]

Those without the ability to laugh are the joke leeches, dear...or the...what shall we call them? The Mummer-phobic?

[He pauses, looking thoughtful.]

...Shinanican'ts? Oh, Maker. Pretend I didn't suggest that.
Edited 2018-09-05 02:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tevinteraltus 2018-09-08 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome to it, Athena. I need no credit.