text, late at night ( @thehammer )

[armcollector]

extremely scientific poll for everyone: what animal do you relate to/think you embody the most and why? it can be exactly as deep or exactly as stupid as you want it to be.

extra poll for people who know me (hi, i'm magnus): am i more of a dog (best boy) or a bear (strong boy)

these are serious questions and they're extremely important to the future, choose wisely

Comments

[scholiast]

I don't know what a fursona is. This isn't a question, just a fact, and I don't need to be educated. But yes, that's essentially you. They're even yelling like you do

And the turtle thing was a joke, but they're actually quite wise, right? I think I'd make a good turtle actually

or an owl maybe??? What say you

[armcollector]

hang on. i still need to educate you
a fursona is a humanoid animal persona that is frequently, but not always, totally a sex thing
you're welcome
i'm going back to yelling on mountaintops now

i mean merle is the owl of the group. i always thought of him as more of an alpaca though honestly
i do like turtle for you for real though. the shell thing is good, and tortoises give a feel of being really solid

[scholiast]

Thank you, Magnus. Once I figure out how to block people from messaging me on this thing you will be the first person that I block

Oh, true. That's fine though, because I think I like the turtle more
You don't have to leave out the fact that they're wrinkly. Contrary to popular thought I actually like having wrinkles, it's
Actually kind of nice to look more like my age. You know? It's hard to tell people you're secretly one-hundred and sixty when you look like a twenty-year-old, you have to go through the whole thing

[armcollector]

you would never block me. you love me.

i guess so...
i just like having my youthful vigor, it helps with the rushing in business
but yeah it does get kind of weird being like. hey i'm 132! no i'm not lying!
but humans don't really even get that old anyway

[scholiast]

I may block you for five minutes as a joke but you're right. That is a gun I would not be able to stick to

Yeah that's what I mean by the whole thing. The age reveal, oh are you immortal, no I'm human, *explain*, rinse and repeat
I suppose it is fun to feel mysterious and ageless though, despite it all
And Magnus you really don't need to worry about your youthful vigour, I think that's immortalised for all time in both your personality and actions
Even if you looked ninety years old I would question it after seeing you yell atop a mountain about fursonas, or whatever

[armcollector]

what, you don't think someday i'll just slow down? get real old and
nope nope i don't see it either. i'm definitely going to yell on mountaintops about fursonas until the day i die
whether or not i have old bad knees or whatever
i'm too good at taking punishment to get down about that

[scholiast]

Gotta maintain the image, gotta... uphold Team Human.
I forgot about Team Human! It's too bad Barry left without us otherwise we'd have the full set and everything