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extremely scientific poll for everyone: what animal do you relate to/think you embody the most and why? it can be exactly as deep or exactly as stupid as you want it to be.

extra poll for people who know me (hi, i'm magnus): am i more of a dog (best boy) or a bear (strong boy)

these are serious questions and they're extremely important to the future, choose wisely

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You're one of those dogs that looks like a bear, the uh, very big ones. A Newfoundland, perhaps

I am... a turtle. Because of the shell. And the wrinkles.

I'm not certain, really. I've never really given it much thought. I've always been rather fond of snakes.

And you most certainly a dog, but not a slobbering mabari. A stalwart hunting hound.

Hi Magnus, I'm Doreen. And it's definitely squirrels. Which comes from being part-squirrel and being able to talk to squirrels.

Edited 2018-08-20 09:04 (UTC)

I mean, I'm not known as the ice tiger of Russia for nothing. Fierce, determined and driven. Lots of teeth and claws; I won't take shit from anyone. Ever.

[ And yet Otabek still teases him that he's a kitten. ]

Honey badger!!

Kinda obvious from the username huh.

I believe that being a dog would be better than being a bear. Dogs are loyal and smart companions.

And as for Dorian's explanation for mabari, it is far from acceptable. Mabari are dogs that were bred originally by his countrymen to assist mages. They're noble, intelligent, fierce, loyal and kind. And stubborn. They are extremely important to the people of Ferelden, it's true, because the Maker's Prophet had one while She was alive and fighting for her cause. Therefore, I would probably be a Mabari and I'm sure that my extremely Tevene friend would agree.

I would say a snake, but that is too easy, considering I am one, no? Perhaps a lion then...they are supposedly strong, powerful, and assertive, yes?

[ It fits him, even if he's unsure about the lack of scaly bits. ]