text, late at night ( @thehammer )

[armcollector]

extremely scientific poll for everyone: what animal do you relate to/think you embody the most and why? it can be exactly as deep or exactly as stupid as you want it to be.

extra poll for people who know me (hi, i'm magnus): am i more of a dog (best boy) or a bear (strong boy)

these are serious questions and they're extremely important to the future, choose wisely

Comments

[armcollector]

i speak the hard truths!!! snakes are limbless puppies!!!

it smells like some kind of arcane cheesy chip. like a forbidden snack. anyway its possible to bathe your dog so they dont smell bad
although they'll smell bad for a hot second because wet dogs have that certain something to them

[tevinteraltus]

That's borderline offensive, you know.

[But considering he's still talking to Magnus, he's probably kidding.]

...that makes quite literally no sense, Magnus.